danganronpa character ship reactions

Tojoshi

Monokuma: welcome back
Akane: my stomach hurts...
Mukuro: I can't find my phone
Junko: I can't feel the despair yet
Everyone who doesn't know about the two Junkos: ?????
Makoto: I'll explain later
Kyoko: if they don't understand, keep explaining until they do
Makoto: ........
Kyoko: fine I'll do it*mutters under breath. So lazy I have to do everything*
Makoto: o-ok I'll keep explaining until they get it! *mutters under breath. Jeez Kyoko...*
Aoi: *whispers. Shiiiiiiip iiiittttt*
Monokuma: anyways next ship iiiissss.....Ryoma x Kirumi
Everyone: .......
Korekiyo: these ships are starting to get...weird
Ryoma: tell me about it...
Kirumi: monokuma, can you please explain why I'm being shipped with that? *points at Ryoma*
Ryoma: rude
Kirumi: *mutters under breath* says the guy who's a fucking asshole
Ryoma: I heard that
Kirumi: Well FUCK YOU RYOMA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: p-please calm down, Kirumi
Leon: yeah Ryoma, stop being a fucking asshole
Mikan: *in tears* p-please stop saying bad words...
Mondo: yeah I doubt that Ryoma x total bitch is a fucking ship
Himiko: but Mikan said stop saying bad words. And she said please as well...
Mondo: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Himiko: *bursts into tears*
Tenko: you degenerate male! I'm gonna beat you up...
Mahiru: I think that's taking things a bit too far...
Monokuma: oh guess what everyone? I remembered what Mondo said about girls. He said they're naturally weak anyway
Tenko: .......
Mahiru: punch him
Mondo: oh you wanna fight, bitch?
Tsumugi: *patting Himiko on the back as she blows her nose with a tissue* how dare you, Mondo
Aoi: oh that's it! *takes jacket off and hands it to Sakura* take this
Sakura: H-hina, please don't-
Mondo: oh I'll fight you *takes jacket off as well and hands it to Chihiro* hold this
Chihiro: Mondo, please stop!
*all the strong immature girls  including Mahiru fights Mondo. The fight lasted 5 minutes when...*
Peko: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirumi: no don't you dare stop fighting him! He's an even bigger asshole then Ryoma!!!!!!
Ryoma: I'll take that as an insult
Monokuma: HEY!!!!!!! So, rank Tojoshi out of 10
Kirumi: don't.say.tojoshi.asshole
Ryoma: 3\10
Kirumi: 1\10
Monokuma: that's...enough of that