danganronpa character ship reactions

ok, so, screw ship names! Kaede x Kirumi because somehow that's a ship

Jataro: *yawn*
Kotoko: *YAWN*
Jataro: *YAAAWWN*
Monaka: that's annoying
Kotoko: oh, sorry Monaka! Me and some else are having a yawning competition
Jataro: someone else!?
Monaka: and again, that's annoying
Nagisa: and you've been doing it for a while. Stop it
Kotoko: and of course, Nagisa agrees with Monaka❤
Nagisa: s-so what!? I-it doesn't mean anything!
Kotoko: just wait, one more time! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
Monaka: *slap*
Kotoko: I-im so sorry, Monaka
Monaka: hm, you're so gentle...
Kotoko: please! I'll do anything! Just not gentle!
Monaka: oh, sorry! Monaka keeps forgetting...
Masaru: she didn't even yawn, she just screamed the word yawn!
Leon: cool, I can do that as well. But with an even higher pitch
Kotoko: silence, demon
Monokuma: ship today Kaede x Kirumi
Kaede: ...
Kirumi: ?
Ryoma: *trying not to look jealous* why
Monokuma: don't know, requested ship
Kirumi: your starting to sound...lazy
Monokuma: what talking about you, not I'm drunk
Kirumi: ?
Ryoma: he's drunk
Monokuma: now, we ask person who requested the ship why they ship it, how about it?
Kirumi: that part I understood
Kaede: honestly...we should ask

Ok seriously how is that a SHIP?