danganronpa character ship reactions

Naegiri

Monokuma: HI
Amber: hi
Monokuma: today's ship isssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-
Fuyuhiko: just get on with it already!
Peko: young master, please calm down!
Mahiru: oh, so first he kisses you, and now your calling him young master? Peko, he's pathetic. Don't always do as he says, ok?
Akane: but baby gangster really is Pekos young master
Kazuichi: and not that it really matters, but Peko also KILLED you so Fuyuhiko can escape
Mahiru: ...........

*after 5 minutes of silence*
Mahiru: look, Peko. How about you go just ONE day without looking at him, talking to him, or taking any of his orders
Peko: ...........
Fuyuhiko: you can do it if you want, Peko
Peko: ...I-ill think about it...
Mahiru: good
Monokuma: anyways, thanks to Fuyuhiko interruption, my fabulous mood was ruined. So today's ship is Makoto x Kyoko
Aoi: YES FINAAAALLLLLLY
Sakura: I, as well, do ship this
Makoto: ..........why?
Aoi: because you two are dating
Kyoko: d-dating?
Makoto: w-who said we're dating?
Aoi: I did. Just two seconds ago. Didn't you hear me?
Toko: honestly, this ship isn't half bad
Makoto: ok seriously guys how is this a SHIP!
Kyoko: calm down
Ibuki: ibuki ships it!
Hiyoko and Chiaki: me too!
Makoto: *loses it* WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twogami: small dogs shouldn't bark so loud
Ibuki: oh daaaaamn
Chihiro: I'm guessing it's a ship because you two are really close friends
Makoto: but me and Sayaka-
Celeste: she pinned a crime on you, did she not?
Leon: also, Sayakas mine asshole! Do whatever you want with everyone else, but Sayaka is MINE!
Everyone: *stares at Leon* ...........
Leon: wait, was that out loud *blushes*
Everyone: ahahahahaha!
Hifumi: see? Sayaleon really is a ship!
Leon: SHUT UP, DIRTY WHORE
Tenko: a dirty say-what-now?
Amber: should we rank this out of 10?
Aoi: we should. 10\10
Hifumi: 10\10 for Sayaleon
11037: I-i said shut up * red in the face*
Sayaka: *blushes and smiles at Leon*
Makoto: me and Kyoko...7\10
Kyoko: same