Instagram ➢ Taekook

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The L's😎💥
[Group Chat]

JiminBTS: So real talk.. When are you actually going to fuck??

HoseokBTS: JIMIN!!

JiminBTS: Sorry!! I JUST WANT THE SEX TAPE!

TaehyungBTS: Disappointed but not surprised 

HoseokBTS: Why don't you just watch some gay porn instead?

JiminBTS: BECAUSE!! It's taekook.. like omg

JiminBTS: Can you imagine it? like Jungkook being a mess under Taehyung- fuck 

TaehyungBTS: It would be really hot tbh

Jungkookie: ... I'm not even gonna try to say no 

HoseokBTS: JUNGKOOK DONT LET TAEHYUNG RAPE YOU!!

HoseokBTS: YOU'RE TOO INNOCENT AND PURE FOR THAT!

TaehyungBTS: Innocent? Yeah right let me tell you what-

Jungkookie: TAEHYUNG DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Jungkookie: IM WARNING YOU 

JiminBTS: TAEHYUNG SAY IT

HoseokBTS: ... There's some hot tea.. I can sense it

TaehyungBTS: Are you ready to get your wig snatched?!

TaehyungBTS: After I tell you this.. your wig will go on a world tour 

Jungkookie: TAEHYUNG I'LL MAKE YOU STEP ON FUCKING LEGO IF YOU CONTINUE AND IM NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS TIME!

JiminBTS: Brb....

HoseokBTS: Oh shit it's going down

Jungkookie: What??

TaehyungBTS: Oh shit...

JiminBTS added YoongiBTS to the chat

JiminBTS: Yoongi.. Jungkookie is being mean towards me.. He is keeping secrets from me.. and hoseok ;(

YoongiBTS: Is that so?

HoseokBTS: Yes

JiminBTS: Yes

YoongiBTS: Jeon Jungkook, tell them what it is right this second. If you want to stay alive, I suggest you tell them EVERY LITTLE FUCKING DETAIL! I'll personally cut your balls off if you dont :) If I hear from Jimin or Hoseok that you didn't tell them, you'll be a dead man.. Got it?

Jungkookie: ... Fine

Jungkookie: Taehyung just expose me i dont care

YoongiBTS left the chat 

TaehyungBTS: I was just joking babyy..

TaehyungBTS: Are you sure?

Jungkookie: Yeah its whatever..

HoseokBTS: OH shit 

JiminBTS: DRAMA

TaehyungBTS: Basically what happened one day.. I was at Jungkook's house.. while his mom was home.. and Jungkook was grinding on my lap and all that shit.. we were making out and all that other romantic stuff and THEN here comes the best part.. His mom cockblocked us :( Ever since then.. we haven't done stuff like that

HoseokBTS: wig flew 

JiminBTS: TEAAA SIS! TEAA

HoseokBTS: MY WIG IS ON A FUCKING WORLD TOUR! ITS IN HAWAII AS WE'RE SPEAKING

Jungkookie: IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING 

TaehyungBTS: Well i'm waiting for you baby 

Jungkookie: ... Can you come into our room?

TaehyungBTS: Yeah why?

Jungkookie: I need to talk with you 

JiminBTS: OhhhhhHHHHH they're gonna.. "talk"... 

HoseokBTS: Don't be too loud guys 

HoseokBTS: My room is right beside yours and I dont want to hear stuff like "MHMHHMH HARDER DADDY" 

JiminBTS: I choked

(A/N): Before you go crazy about next chapter being smut, I'll have to disappoint you.. or am I just kidding? Who knows