Reincarnated as a not so idiotic villainess

Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Unexpected Turn Out

This. Is. Awkward.

I intended to just eat and be quiet for the whole meal, but my 'parents' just HAD to drag me and Christopher to the garden, thinking that after the night that we would 'get along and develop feelings'.

I am now wondering who was the true moron. Liana or her parents?

So here I am lying on the grass while staring at the sky in wonder, hiding the awkwardness behind my eyes.

I know what you're thinking. Aren't I a bit over reacting? But believe me when I say that I am not. Out of all of Liana's Death Flags, apparently her Fiance had the worse and the most easily triggered one in the whole Franchise!

Christoper Shiro was known as a half yandere and tsundere, he was forced to become the Villainess's fiance due to his father's request. At first the king and the duke were only testing to see if they were compatible and will eventually fall for each other.

But Lia was too "idiotic" and "ignorant" that the prince got annoyed at her and immediately told his father that he didn't like Liana one bit, but because Liana so called 'Fell' for him and begged her father to get them engaged. Even when the prince strongly disagreed, Which led Liana to cause an immediate Death Flag.

She was extremely jealous of the heroine, thinking she was stealing and trying to steal her fiance away from her. Liana was always cruel to her however and Threaten to make her life hell if she kept hurting his 'loved one'. In the end, Christopher didn't just made her life miserable. He dragged the whole Rose Family with her.

She tried to sabotage the heroine in all of the routes, which caused her to over do it. Aswell as have all the capture targets hate her.

Talk about stupid.

I took in a deep breath and wore my serious face and faked cough.

"Okay let's make this clear. I don't like you and you don't like me. We both know what our parents are up to and we both don't want it." I said as I turned to look at the white haired boy infront of me

He then blinked his golden yellow eyes and stared at me with a shocked look but then he suddenly smirked "Who said I didn't like you?"

Oh, did I forgot to mention that he was a playboy? Yeah, I did.

"No need to tell me. Only an idiot wouldn't know that the Christopher , Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Kira is a playboy." I said as I rolled my eyes and returned my gaze to the brightly lit sky above us.

"I was told that the Liana, The Duke's Rotten Spoiled Daughter was an idiotic trash, I suppose I shouldn't have assumed and believed rumors" he stated with his smirk still plastered on his face like gum stuck on hair.

"Agreed, As a prince you shouldn't be stupid and believe in stupid rumors and gossips. That makes me strongly disagree with you being a candidate for crown prince. The kingdom will fall to ruin if you succeed." I said as a side of my lip slightly quirked up to a smirk.

"You deserve an academy award my dear." He said with his signature smirk on his face as he gave me a wink "I had no intention of wanting to become a ruler honestly. As much as power goes, it's too much work."

"Can't agree more your highness."

"You do know that our parents set us up because they expect that I'll be crown prince right?"

"Probably, news of your brother wanting to marry a princess from another kingdom. And not just a princess but the only child of the king and queen of the kingdom as well." I nodded

"Resulting to my brother being the crown prince of that kingdom. Truly a win-win situation for brother dearest."

"Having to be with someone you love to rule a kingdom together. They are truly lucky. Ofcourse that unfortunately leaves you with the crown prince title and I as your fiancée crown princess." I sighed 

"Huh? You don't wanna be crown princess and have everything you could ever want?"

"I wanna live a peaceful commoner life. Being crown princess doesn't give me that, now does it?"

"What a weird desire you have my Lady Rose." He laughed

"I prefer the term unique. And I since we're alone, just call me Liana."

"First name basis already Li-a-na?" He mocked

"I said only when were alone your-high-ness." I copied

"Tch, how childish."

"Wow I am ashamed. I am oH sO ashamed."

"You speak Japanese!? Wth how!? Even my parents don't understand me and they're the king and queen!"

"Well obviously because I Lived in Japan and basically grew up with that language."

"Wait. DID YOU JUST SAY JAPAN!? If I remember correctly Japan isn't a place here! Meaning one thing... you're from earth!!!"

"So you're transmigrated as well? I suppose it doesn't really change anything but, Hello fellow comrade!" I mocked a salute with my sad excuse of a Russian accent

"You're cute. Especially now that you're not stupid." He stated with a genuin smile "At least I know I'm not alone now." He continued.

"So let's get this straight. I have no intention to be your fiancee and you want the heroine to fall for you." I said blankly. Acting as if I didn't hear him.

"Let's make a deal. You become my best friend then I wont kill you for some girl in the future." He said with a smile.

"What the-"

"Why do you wanna be friends with me?! I am the Vilainess and with that said Why best friends?"

He then looked at me as if I just told him 'Why don't we just jump off a cliff and die?' I could feel his killing intent oozing out. "Because Duhhhhh! Who else can I talk about Anime to? Or how about sing Modern music to? Or more of, WHO WOULD I TALK ABOUT NORMAL STUFF TO?!"

Damn I really am an Idiot.

"Good point."

"It's slowly driving me insane. I have been here for 1 year. They don't have Mcdonalds, KFCs, Burger Kings, In and Outs, Or S&Rs! And most specially, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY PRINGLES, CHEETOS, OR LAYS!!!!!"

"...."

"I think you should understand why I'm slowly going nuts. As a Shut in AND Otaku AND Fast Food AND Chip lover. THIS IS HELL!"

"I have only been here today and by how you mentioned it. Phone's don't exist here, TV's don't exist here, Video games, Youtube, and Anime don't exist here either. Oh Kami-sama Kill me please."

I said as I unconsiously Roll into a ball.

"Now you understand. Magic may exist but if a life without Wifi is hell. Imagine if there is no Wifi, Phones, And Fast Food?! Well guess what?! If The first one is hell then what do you call this?!" He said as he layed his back on the grass beside me. If you didn't know he was sitting earlier.

"Hell-hell?" I asked as I poked my head up from my ball. "I don't even" he said as he sighed.

With that we just stared at the stars wondering what Kami-sama was thinking of sending us here.

Then a shooting star passed by and Holif suddenly sat up "This day! December 28 1814, I Shenji Hans announce-" He looked at me as if saying play on! "-Cristelle Chevon-" he then smiled as if approving my name and continued "- As my Best Friend Forever!"

Then right after both of us just stared into each others eyes then...

... Started rolling on the Grass, laughing