This epiccc story part was suggested by Hollyingo.
Ikea- what's not to love? Well-carved and crafted furniture galore, sent from across the oceans. As you walked into the Ikea the smell of freshly cooked balls-meatballs- hit your face.
One of the staff walked up to you.
"JESUS CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE MY MORNING SHITS THAT I TAKE, FORGET TO WIPE THEN IT SLIPS OUT WHEN I GET A SHOWER!!! EWWW FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM HAD LIKESEX OR SOME SHIT WITH SLEMDERMANAND VODLRANRMOREEEE.....YUCKY."
They held their large ass hand out, for you to take, and so you did. They led you all around the store until you two came upon a table, romantically set, hot balls steaming off the plates.
"Oh! My! Well I sure do love shoving big steamy balls in my mouth."
It pulled a chair out for you to sit down in. It then sat across from you. Watching you eat. Blanky.
"Ohm...nomnim.....ballszzz....mmmm."
It was still staring. Suddenly, the lights flickered off.
"Please exit the store you ball inhaling slut (nothing personnel reader-chan :''- (((( )." It spoke, beating yo titty like Tiger Woods beat his lover. Or sm like that smh.
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