SCP-682 roared. "RAWR! I'M A BIG SCARY LIZARD! I RULE THE GOVERNMENT RAWR XDXD!!!"
You broke into a run as the lizard turned the corner, pursuing you. It wanted to eat your meat. So you reached into your pocket to pull out a Gjallarhorn from Destiny because why the fuck not? SCP-682's eyes widened and he growled again.
"RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!" And then, out of nowhere, SCP-682 pulled out a sniper rifle and no-scoped you. It went running over to your body and started teabagging you.
SCP-682 broke out into Fortnite dance, exiting the facility to devour the rest of humanity because that is what edgy, immortal lizards do. Some say he now wears a wig and wants to make America great again.
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SCPs x Reader
FanfictionVarious SCPs x the reader. Not clickbait. Just kidding. It's clickbait. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS CRUDE, GROTESQUE, DARK, AND PARTIALLY OFFENSIVE HUMOR. The point of this story is to NOT offend anybody, but just to write chaotic and messed-up par...
