This writing assignment sucks. I mean, Mrs. P barely even reads this. Really, write a goddamn summary of your week in the first person with your own personal flair? Like half the people who will ever read this will even give a flying crap about a couple that just broke up. Of course I would seem interesting to read about, but still. If this turns out to be some creepy survey thing to figure out about the lives of everybody that goes to school here, I'm egging all your houses and slashing your tires. I don't even care who you are.
YOU ARE READING
From the Eyes of An Ace (And His Writing Assignment)
HumorAugustus "Ace" Marley was living the good life of a contented third wheel up until last week. His best friends as happy with each other as can be, and therefore happy as can be, so what more can a guy ask for? Then last week hit, and with one kiss...
