My dance has killed me

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Dancer Problems

1. When you walk turned out

2. When your room is cluttered with bobby pins, hair nets, leotards, tights, and booty shorts

3. When people find out you do ballet and they ask if you can "go up on your toes"

4. When people ask you to do "a little twirl" for them

5. When your ballet teachers are your mothers, making everyone at your studio your siblings

6. When you have a pointe shoe obsession

7. When you sleep in passe

8. When your friends mistake you as a rubber band

9. When you talk about dance all the time to your normal friends and they get bored from the conversation

10. When your life is Dance Moms, Dance, Dance Moms, Dance, and more Dance

11. When you have bad bun days instead of bad hair days

12. When you're obsessed with anything and everything to do with ballet

13. When you get a new leotard... or more like 3... okay 10.... okay maybe more....

14. When you miss your favorite TV show because you're so busy stretching

15. When you spend more hours at your dance studio than anywhere else

16. When life is not dance, but dance is life

17. When you mentally correct people's turn out when they imitate a ballerina

18. When your normal friends try to imitate ballerinas

19. When you say a bunch of ballet terms to your friends to convince them you speak French

20. When you can't see the floor of your room because of old ballet shoes, tights, bedazzled combs, props, dance bags, leotards, and more things from last year's competition

21. When your friends ask you to hang out and you say no every time they ask because you "have ballet class"

22. When you're so sore that it hurts to lie down on your bed

23. When you spend hours on Discount Dance's website, and STILL don't find everything you need

24. When you point your feet without realizing

25. When you're basically broke because of the money spent on dance shoes, clothes, and studio fees.

26. When people think that dance, dance teachers, and dance competitions are just like they are in Dance Moms.... SURPRISE! THEY'RE NOT!!

27. When you spend every waking moment talking and thinking about dance

28. When you quote Dance Moms with your friends at dance

29. When you practice your ballet combo in your living room

30. When you find yourself mindlessly doing plies during a conversation with normal people

31. When you live, breathe, sleep, eat dance dance dance ballet ballet ballet

32. When you have over a million bruises on your legs, and all of them came from dance

33. When you're the most graceful person in ballet class, but the most clumsy person outside of the dance studio

34. When you dream of your of your room being built into a personal dance room with a barre, mirror, music player, and the best dance floor

35. When you love dance and ballet more than anything in the whole entire world

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