falling beautifully ; text fic

w h i p p e d

chan - certified dad/kangaroo
hyunjin - hyunjinnie
jisung - world's biggest dumbass/disowned child/squirrel
seungmin - seungmeanie
jeongin - uwu cutie

main hoes & the baby

5.38pm

hyunjinnie
sO i heard that a certain clumsy squirrel fell over nothing

certified dad
pics or it didn't happen.

world's biggest dumbass
aslaksoa

shush

we don't speak of that here :((

seungmeanie
it's true,, i was the floor

nAH but it was hilarious as fk watching jisung being a dumbass lmao

world's biggest dumbass
betrayed

by my own best friend

do you see these tears of sadness ;(

seungmeanie
bold of you to assume we're best friends, much less friends.

hyunjinnie
911 im here to report a murder

certified dad
I have raised you well seungmin

seungmeanie
uwu thanks dad

world's biggest dumbass
cHaN WHAT ABOUT ME D;

certified dad
I disowned you 10 mins ago

you're no longer welcomed here in this family

seungmeanie has changed world's biggest dumbass to disowned child

disowned child
i feel atTaCkED

what have i done to deserve this bullying ;0

seungmeanie
you fell on your face

that's what you did

disowned child
asjniasknc

we agreed to not speak of this

seungmeanie
we didn't

hyunjinnie
we didn't

spill the tea shister

certified dad
y'all hear sumn

anyways

where's the baby / jeonginnie??

uwu cutie
trying to do hw but my notifications are blowing up D:

wait ,

did someone say

tea

kk screw ms lee's chemistry hw, @seungmeanie i'm ready for the tea

disowned child
innie, my child

why have you betrayed me like dis

im dying,, of heatbreak and betrayal

certified dad
first of all,

,,

secondly,

heatbreak im cackling

hyunjinnie
chan hyung is actually rolling on the floor laughing rn as i speak or type

seungmeanie
aNYWAYS

as i was saying,,

so while we were passing by the school hallway