HOW TO BE A STRAIGHT ASS BOY.

5

''Lucas, what do you think you're doing?'' Mark was irritated now. Why was he dragged along with this tall ass bitch to see his 'newly found crush' who Lucas hasn't even seen.

''You haven't even seen him. How can you have a crush on him?''

''Cause Jeno said so. Jeno said he was cute. All the boys Jeno called cute were exactly my type...especially that JaeminNana.'' Lucas let out a goofy smile.

''I thot you hated Nana''

''I just don't wanna interfere in Jeno's love triangle. I also like that Renjun kid.''

''The fuck, Xuxi?'' Just as he finished swearing he saw the boy he hated the most running around the cafeteria.

''Jaeminn.....NOOOO, DON'T YOU DARE....AAAGHHHH'' Hyuck was screaming and running away from Na Jaemin, the taller was holding a milk carton and looked hella excited and had this evil smirk on his very very pretty face.

'' Nope, CHANNIEEE....u literally shouted'I JUST WANT SOME MILK' .....and that's what I'm doing, sweetheart..'' just as he was about to hold Hyuck, he was stopped by some tall , well built and kinda hot dude. 

'' Hi I'm Lucas, and I am Haechan's protector. You are forbidden from hurting this prettyy little creature.'' Xuxi announced. Mark's jaw dropped. When the fuck did Lucas leave him and reach there? And what the fuck was he saying? Protector? 

Almost everyone in the cafe had the same expression. Hyuck had already stopped running when he felt like no one chasing him;so he turned back and walked towards the cafe just to see all the kids eyes were on three people in the center.

First, Hyuck spotted Mark with his mouth open. ' Gross ' he thought. Next he saw Nana , whose hands were strongly held by some random dude he had never seen. 

The thing is, no one actually knew Xuxi, because he was an exchange student from Hong kong and it had just been 2 weeks since he came. But being the crazy social animal he was, he made it look like he belonged in the place. Everyone he spoke with felt some sort of familiarity with the goofy boy. He was indeed a special creation. So that was the reason why all the people were stunned by his sudden loud confession...more like proclamation. 

''Nana, what is it?'' Hyuck reached his friend. 

'' UMm this dude is saying that he loves you and he wants to marry you, and that he'd kill anyone who tries to hurt you.'' Nana spoke with a monotonous tune. 

''WHAAAT....he didn't say...'' Mark started .

'' Yes. That's what I said. Hehe. My name is Lucas. ''

Hyuck just stood there awestruck. This was the first time someone ever recited their lov for him in pubic. Plus it happened in front of the ever so HOMOPHOBIC MORK. This forced out a satisfied smile from the boy.

'' Hehe. Thank you so much. '' he smiled. He took his chance to look at Mark's expression too. Pure disgust...and a little bit of something else he couldn't really figure out.

'' You are sooo good looking. Almost as good looking as I am. '' Lucas was legit beaming. He was struck by the younger's sun kissed skin, heart shaped lips, messy brunette hair, and toned thick thighs complemented by thin long legs. Definitely beautiful.

'' Thanks...I get that a lot though'' Hyuck fake blushed to catch Mark's attention. He didn't know why, but he was enjoying this Mark. The latter just scoffed. 

'' Why are you being like that, Markiee?'' Hyuck did not forget to include his majesty into the conversation.

'' Huh?''

''Oh , I forgot....you're not like us. You are a straight ass boy.''  Hyuck gritted his teeth. Yes. this is the time you can do this. pay him back for all that he has said to you. Go ahead...do not hesitate. 

'' But Mo told me you don't kiss her though'' Haechan spoke innocently.

'' WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, LEE DONGHYUCK...'' Mark reached out his hands to cover Hyucks mouth. '' Don't call out my real name Mork.'' Hyuck laughed and moved away from the older.

'' You better shut up'' Mark gritted his teeth and whisper yelled.

'' Oh...and she told me that you don't kiss girlsss.....so much for being straight.'' Hyuck was practically rolling on the ground now. Well not actually. His brain was having alot of fun.

Lucas, Nana and the rest of the crowd were speechless. First they get to hear a random dude calling himself Haechan's protector. Then they hear that Mark Lee, who was dating the school's most celebrated girl , didn't kiss girls. Then does that mean he has never kissed a girl...damn that was sad. Like c'mon. He was dating the MO and didn't get kissed? Or it was probably what they think it was. HE IS GAY???

Mark had enough. He felt tired and angry. He wanted to kill the boy now. If there was anything bad than killing a person, he would have done that to Hyuck.

He wasted no time in grabbing Hyuck by the collar and pulling him out of the cafe amidst  the shouting and cooing crowd. 

'' Wow, I am the one who confessed, but a straight boy got him. This is why I'm single....booooo'' Lucas unexpectedly laughed out. 

'' Wow, you are crazy, lu,.....'' 

''Cas'' 

'' Umm  ok. I'm Nana.''

''I know.''

''Really? I thought no one really knew me other than my dumbass friends.''

''Oh , THat JEno boy keeps talking about you ...so I know you...He has a huge crush on you. You're pretty cute, so I can't blame him. Hehe.''

Jaemin was flustered. He had a year long crush on Jeno, and now he gets to hear that he liked him? His heart was beating hard. He forgot about his good friend, who was dragged away by his so called 'worst nightmare' . He was now in his own dream world.

MEANWHILE....( U KNOW THAT MEME RYT.)

Mark and Hyuck reached the school roof. Both of them were panting hard from all that rushed walking they had.

''What did you say , you fucking asshole?'' Mark yelled at him.

'' The simple truth...duh'' Donghyuck gave an uninterested face.

'' BITCH...u don't even know what's happening. Who the fuck gave you the right to say those things out loud? huh?'' his voice was at the highest. Hyuck did not back off. With an equally loud voice, he shouted back.

'' Then who do you think gave you the right to call me a gaybean and falsely accuse me of breaking that expensive watch of yours?'' his face was really red now.

'' Fuck you.  I know you broke it. ''

'' shut the fuck up. I did not''

'' yes you did'' Mark started calmly.

'' didn't''

'' oh pls. you did''

''  I DID NOT'' hyuck was getting really pissed now.

Mark simply smirked back.

'' Fine. If that is the case, then you should prove me wrong . That you're not gay''

'' Why should I? I know I'm not gay. ''

'' Well, I am not so sure abt that. Now, the college kids aren't really sure abt that either. ''

'' So , what should I do?'' Mark's folded his hands and kept them forward.

'' kiss me.''