random one-shots

Peter, WTF

 This is a request from KillerWolf101Killer, one of my BFF's. It is Iron Dad and Spider-son + Spideypool. 

       It was 6 months after IW, and Peter Parker is now Peter Parker-Stark-Rodgers-Wilson, (though no one knows about the last part, except Wade, of course). It was time for Peter and Wade to go to the pride parade, " Hey dad, it ok if I go to the pride parade with Wade?" Peter asked Tony. " Of course, kid, I doubt I could stop you from going anyway," Tony replied laughing at the end. Peter and Wade made it to the pride parade and Tony put it on tv. "We are here, with all of these beautiful people, let's go talk to this couple," a reporter says. Peter looks at Wade, and they talk to each other, not out loud, but with their eyes," Should we come out, I know Tony always watches the parade," Peter asked."Why not, nothing to lose by doing it," Wade asked. Peter nodded as the reporter came over. "So, what are your names, sexuality, and reason you are here?" the reporter asked. " My name is Peter Parker-Stark-Rodgers-Wilson, I am FTM trans, also bi-romantic a-sexual, and I am here because my husband and I always wanted to come here," Peter replied," also, I am 18, btw." " My name is Wade Parker-Stark-Rodgers-Wilson, I am pan-romantic a-sexual, I am here for the same reason as my husband, and I am 19," Wade responded. The reporter stared at them, because of their last names, before coming back to earth, and asking," Do your parents know Peter?" "Well, they do now, and before you ask, yes, I am adopted by Tony and Steve, yes, they are married, and I got married 4 months ago, by Nick Fury actually," Peter replied, already getting bored of the interview. " Wlep, we gtg," Wade lied. Peter decided, fuck it, and used a watch he modified, using stolen things from dad's stash, pucked two buttons, pulled up, twisted, and out came a nanobot Spider-man suit. He grabbed Wade and webbed away.

       Peter didn't know what to expect when he got home, but he didn't expect this. he walked into the common room, to be bombarded with questions. all he was able to make out through the noise, was Tony yelling, somehow, over everyone," PETER, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"