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Peter, WTF part 2

This was requested by my friend, KillerWolf101Killer, so here we are.

"Peter what the fuck," Tony yelled. "Go ahead, ask your questions," Peter replied, quite amused by all of this. "1: Why didn't you tell us you were trans? 2: How did you pay for the surgeries? 3: Why didn't you invite us to your wedding? 4: Why did you reveal yourself? 5: How did you make that suit out of leftover materials?" Tony asked, starting to calm down slightly. " 1: I was scared you wouldn't accept me. 2: I stole your credit card, " He said as he took out a black card from his pocket," 3: You won't like who Wade is at night. 4: I felt like it. 5: Dad, you have vibranium in your leftover pile, not that surprising once to realize that," Peter finally finished. "What do you mean, we will not like who he is at night?" Steve asked, concerned for his son. "Ohh, yeah, he is also Deadpool, you know, the mercenary," Peter replied as if saying that Wade was a car salesman. Before any of the Avengers could take that in, Wade, in his suit, came into the tower. " Hey babe, you ok? Karen told he you were getting annoyed, also, Fury wants to know why we thought it was ok not to invite him to the pride parade, he and his husband ( deal with it) wanted to come," Wade said fast. Peter rolled his eyes," They," he said, pointing to the Avengers," were asking me questions. And if Fury really wanted to come, he could've asked, or gone alone, he is a grown man after all," Peter said. "He wants to meet with all of us," Wade said. "Let's go, babe, " Peter replied, leaving.

Sorry KillerWolf101Killer, no part 3, I feel like being evil. 😈😈😈