Peterlicous (edited)

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Deadpool as wil.i.am
Peter as fergie

Also ft. Clint, Tony and Loki as back up singers.

Bold and italics = Deadpool + backups

Normal and italics = Peter and backups

Normal = Peter

Also imagine then dancing in the stereo typical backup dancing pointing at their most typical people I ship them with.

Btw I love gay shipping 🏳️‍🌈

  Loki + Thor
  Tony + Steve
  Clint + Pedro

(Peitro is alive in this)

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Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

Peterlicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
Peterlicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
It's so delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Peterlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Peterlicious def-, Peterlicious def-, Peterlicious def
Peterlicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, callin' me stacy (Hey, Stacy)
I'm the P to the E, T, E to the to the to the R
And can't no other man or lady can put it down like me

I'm Peterlicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Peterlicious (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A to the S T Y, girl, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S; D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it, Petey

All the time I turn around brothas gather round
Always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)
I just wanna say it
Now, I ain't tryin' to round up drama, little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell that I can't be treated like clientele
Cause they say she
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
(Four, tres, two, uno)

My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Peterlicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Peterlicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty

T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, unoto the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, boi, you tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, Uno)

They all strut out gayly in high heels waveing while winking.
Deadpool striding out with a pimp like attitude. Leaving all of them in either shock or hysterics.

(Edited)

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