GET UP AND SOLUTE YA, MAGGOTS
TODAY WE WILL BE RECRUITING FOUR LUCKY SOLDIERS TO BE APART OF OUR COMPANY!
You want to be a waitress?
Someone who comes up with new flavors?
Or someone who comes up with Ad ideas?
WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO COME HERE!
Here we have the questions YOU need to answer in order to become part of our welcoming company!
NOW SIT UP AND HEAR ME LOUD AND CLEAR CAUSE I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF YOU, MAGGOTS.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WAITRESS HERE'S THE FORM:
Cool name:
Are you clumsy:
Can you stack cups:
Are you awesome:
Do you like llamas:
IF YOU WANT TO BE SOMEONE WHO COMES UP WITH NEW FLAVORS:
Name:
Are you creative:
Do you like llamas:
IF YOU WANT TO BE A MANAGER:
Are you awesome:
Do you like to talk:
Do you like llamas:
Do you like unicorns:
Do you like talking to big corporations:
ANY OTHER POSITIONS YOU MAY WANT TO BE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN FORM!
DO YOU HEAR/READ ME LOUD AND CLEAR MAGGOTS?!
JUST FILL OUT THE FORMS AND WE WON'T END UP LIKE DISPLEASED MITCH.
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!
Have a nice day! *waves* c:
~Totally not the head manager Fatima the llama writing this.