Did you see the title? No? Well, this is a joke chapter. I'm running low on inspiration, so I guess put scenarios in the comments, but this'll hopefully tide you guys over till then.
Jay: Y/N! You are the pretty girl in Thunderclan.
You: Thank you sir Feathers.
Jay: Will you accompany me to- the- mysterious wedding today?
~Dramatic music plays~
You: No.
Jay: Bu-but- Y/N! I love you!
Squirrelflight: *looks over curiously*
You: I- love you too. I loooooooove you!
Jay: *happy gasp* Marry me Y/N!
~Music plays again~
You: No.
Squirrel: *gasps*
Jay: WhYYYYYyyYY?!
You: I-I don't love you.
Squirrel: *upset*
Brambleclaw: *wanders over*
You: *troll face* whoopsies!
Jay: Y/NNNNNNN!!!
You: I am in Love with another.
Squirrel and Bramble: *confused and upset*
Jay: Who is this tom?!?!?
You: He.
~Music~
You: Is.
~Music~
You: You!
Squirrel and Bramble: *happy*
Firestar: what's the commotoin? *walks over*
You: I love you!
Jay: *happy* Marry me Y/N!
~Music~
You: No.
Fire, Squirrel, and Bramble: No! *all upset*
Leafpool and Cloudtail: ???
Jay: Y/NNN!!
You: I am in love with your brother.
Jay: LIONBLAZE?! I'll kill him when I find him!
Lion: *smug* Or, he will find you.
Jay, Fire, Bramble, Squirrel: LIONBLAZE?!?!
Lion: The mysterious wedding, has been our wedding all along! Y/N and i are getting wed at the wedding today! You, are not invited. Will you be my best man?
Jay: Of course brother. I hate you so much.
~Music~
Lion: Goodbye brother, I'll see you at the bachelor party! *starts walking away*
You: *follows Lionblaze* goodbye, Sir Feathers. I will always love you.
~Music~
Jay: *quietly* Y/N
All of Thunderclan: *crying*
If anyone gets this reference, I give you virtual hugs and kisses. Again, put scenarios in the comments and I'll start putting them into their chapters. Oh and, say which cat the scenario is for, males it easier for me. Thanks for reading!
