Narrator's P.O.V.
"B-Bill where are we going?" Dipper asked, looking out of the car window.
"To the next town..." Bill replied, grinning.
"W-What?... where?" The brunette asked, turning his gaze to the blonde.
"Walmart..." Bill smirked.
"W-What? Why?..."
"You'll find out Pinetree,"
"O-Okay..." Dipper said still confused.
Time-skip to Walmart
Narrator's P.O.V.
"C-Can you please tell me why we're here?" Dipper begged while walking into the store.
"Dirty truth or dare..." Bill replied, chuckling.
"Dear god..." Dipper replied in a scared tone.
Timeskip to the game (Because I'm lazy that's why...)
Still the Narrator's P.O.V.
"Pinetree; truth or dare..." Bill smiled at the brunette.
"Truth..."
"Hmm okay... what song do you jerk off to?"
"W-What?" The brunette asked, with embarrassment and disbelief plastered on his face.
"You heard me," Bill said, chuckling.
"Sexy boy..." The brunette mumbled, blushing a dark scarlet red.
"What was that?"
"S-Sexy boy..."
"Oh my god really?!?!?" Bill said bursting out with roaring laughter.
"S-Shutup..." Dipper replied, pouting.
"Truth or Dare?" Dipper interrupted, wanting to change the subject.
"Truth..."
"Have you ever jerked off while other people were around without them knowing?..." Dipper asked, with a shit-eating grin.
"U-Umm well yes..." Bill said, starting to get flustered.
"When?... have you ever done it around me?" Dipper asked, his smile becoming wider.
"Y-Yes... when we had that sleepover the first day I met you..." Bill said, now wanting to die in a hole.
"W-What?!... in front of my sister?!" Dipper said angrily.
"N-No, when we were cuddling..." Bill replied.
"W-What h-how???"
"It's a long story and you really do not wanna know..." Bill replied.
"Okay, Pinetree your turn... truth or dare..." Bill said changing the subject.
"Dare..."
"I dare you to go on the speaker and say, "Free pussy on aisle 3!" and go run toward aisle 3 yelling, 'WHERE THE FREE PUSSY AT?!?!?!?!!??!?!" Bill said, laughing.
Many truth or dares and making out ;)))) later UNTIL THEY GET KICKED OUT.
Narrator's P.O.V.
"Hey, do you think this is enough for tonight?" Dipper asked in a nervous voice, referencing to his cart full of lube, condoms, lotion, toilet paper, tissues, and thongs.
(Let's just say, they got a "Friendly" escort by the police out of the store. XD)
Timeskip to when they are in the car...
Narrator's P.O.V.
"THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!" both boys said concurrently, as they started uncontrollably laughing.
And they started to make out and ya know the rest...
Author's note.
OH MY GOD, IT IS ALMOST 2:00 AM!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ABSOLUTELY EXSUATED
Anywaysss, I really appreciate you guys for taking a few minutes out of your day to read my chapters, thank you guys so so so much!!!
~Author chan
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FanfictionThis fanfiction takes place where dipper is 17 and in high school at gravity falls. This is a universe where weirdmaggedon never happened and Bill is a normal human, (teenager) dipper is a new student at Gravity Falls high school and dipper and Bill...
