The New Kid

Christmas Party

Narrator's P.O.V.

Time-skip to the next day after school

"Pinetree!... Hey Pinetree!!!" Bill yelled, catching up to the already walking brunette.  

"Hi, Bill," Dipper said, flashing the Blonde with a bright smile.

"How's it been?" Bill asked.

"The last time we've seen each other was 30 minutes ago, ya big doof!" Dipper chuckled, as he playfully smacked Bill's chest with the back of his hand.

"Still... how's it been?" Bill said, now smiling.

"Good, how about you?" Dipper replied.

"Are you doing anything later today?" Bill asked, making eye contact with the brunette.

"I... Ah... speaking of t-that, Mabel is having an um...  C-Christmas p-party at the shack tonight and... I was wondering if you wanted to come..." Dipper asked, looking at the ground.

"Oh Pinetree, you're so awkward about these things!" Bill pointed out, giving Dipper an all-knowing grin. (Idk Wat IM doing...) 

"And of course I'll come, you're going to be there after all..." Bill said as he booped the brunette's nose.

"H-Hey!" Dipper squeaked in protest, now blushing a dark carmine red.

Timeskip to Christmas party

Narrator's P.O.V.

"HEY HOW ABOUT WE PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!!" Mabel squealed to the guests as she was bouncing up and down. 

(And yeah you can see where this is going!!!!!!!! and yes Dipper is the top because I have a Dipper dominate problem! XD)

"A-Are you sure you *hic* want this?" Dipper drunkenly questioned, still having enough common sense to ask for consent.

"Of *hic*course!" Bill said, biting his lip, tugging at the brunette's belt loop, hungrily.

AAAND TIMESKIP TO THE MORNING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator's P.O.V.

"Ugh, I feel terrible!" Dipper complained, rubbing the back of his head in an attempt to ease his splitting headache.

"YOU feel terrible!!?!... My ass hurts so bad I can't even fuckin move!!!" Bill yelled, "YOU went WAY to hard on me last night!!" Bill said angrily, rubbing his backside.

"Jeez, I'm so sorry!" Dipper apologized, his face whole face flushing at the memory of the event that happened the night before.

"Yeah well, that doesn't relieve the pain in my ASS!!" Bill snapped, leaving the brunette shocked at his sudden outburst.  "Sorry didn't mean to snap at you like that..." Bill said sheepishly.

"It's okay, really!..." Dipper reassured, "Do you want an aspirin or something to relieve the pain?" Dipper asked, starting to get out of his bed.

"yes, please!" The blonde replied, remaining in the brunette's bed.

Author's note~

Hey, guys, I am so so so so sorry for not updating, depression and anxiety are such BITCH-COCK-SHITS !!!!!!, I have been extremely busy for the last few weeks and to make things worse, my parents have found out something that I wasn't even ready to talk to them about and now I have to see a counselor about it! and to top all that off, I feel like some of my friends have been ignoring me and I feel like they hate me, and it really sucks because it makes me feel so much more worthless than I already do, and my anxiety has been spiraling out of control which makes things so so much worse, and I know this isn't an excuse, because I hate when people use anxiety and depression as an excuse, so I truly am sorry!! I'm not trying to make a sorry excuse for being a terrible "author" and I hope you guys forgive me for not updating and I hope my schedule will go back on track...

~author chan