Sans X Shrek X Minecraft Steve

lol (Chap. 1)

It was a very frozen day in the underground where a man of great power is roaming. That man is sans he is very strong and makes sure to drink a lot of milk. "Boy it sure is hot" Sans said while schlorping on his milk. "Holy Moly sans" said the brother of sans Papyrus. "What the f word papyrus."  "I think im gay" Papyrus said. "lol" sans said very nicely trying to hold back the schlorp he just did. Sans in a hurry travels to another reality. "where am i" sans said in anguish. "what are doing in swamp" a mysterious voice said. It was shrek. "lol" said sans. *minecraft hitting noise*. "what the h word" sans and shrek both said. *chomp chomp** it was steve. Later that night. *moans** sans, shrek, and steve were all having the no no in shrek's bed. "what the" Fiona said. "go away b word" shrek yelled. "damn okay" said fiona. sans wanted more but literally fucking died. "oof" said steve. Shrek roared. steve fucking died. "damn." said shrek. Shrek was now gay. Shrek divorced his wife and eated his children for money. R.i.p sans, steve and shrek.