Chapter 3- They're Here and They Have Damaged Balls

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** England's POV **
"N-Now calm down, we can explain" I reach out my hand to the girl just in case she tries to come any steps closer. She might hit us with a pan, you see.

"H-How are you here? I mean I'm happy that you guys are here since I'm probably your biggest fan out there and oh gosh I sound like an obsessed fangirl do I sound like an obsessed fangirl? I don't know" After that first auestion everything she said was almost as fast as light. Okay, a little shorter than all of us and has (e/c) eyes, I think we got the right girl.

"Well, assuming you already know all our names, by any chance would you like to tell us what yours is?" I ask her.

"(Y/N), (Y/N) (L/N)" Yep, we got the right one.

** America's POV **
"So, I'm guessing you'd like to know how in the world we're here" I walk towards the dudette, who I now know as (Y/N). "In your world" I added as I stopped.

"I guess, since you guys are, sadly, fictional" I can already hear the calmness in her voice, so glad she's finally opening up to us! "Okay so how do I put this....actually I don't wanna explain stuff and all that, it's boring, HEY GIL EXPLAIN IT TO (N/N) WILL YA?" I gotta admit I'm not that good at explaining things. Wait I think I broke Prussia's eardrums.

** Reader's POV **
"Zhe awesome me is to grant jour not so awesome request!" I hear a certain white haired nation whose voice I know all too well. "And try to get my ears checked for any not so awesome damages" I chuckle at his little piece of humor. "Get ready for a whole minute or two of hearing mein awesome voice, I know, too short" I love his ego, ego ego ego ego ego ego ego.

Gilbert gets ready to talk as he clears his throat, for way too long actually. "JUST GET ON WITH IT GILBERT" Bushy brows Iggy says. "Ja ja, so, as you know ve got here from an "anime" called...Hetalin? Hetania? HETALIA there! Japan made that anime, basically tells about the not so awesome lives of the nations and mein awesome as hell life. We got here through that store jou bought the plushies, er, stuffies, no, plushies, stuffies? Ve're sticking with plushies, of us from. Jou see zhat is no ordinary store, let's say it's an awesome special store vith awesome merchandise zhat can make the other not so awesome characters except me, I'm awesome, come to life vith any item related to zhat character. Since jou bought plushies of our own characters, ve are here. Though no one can see us except jou unless a not so awesome slash awesome incident happens resulting in us being seen by zhe people who saw or were at zhe incident. Also zhe first one to buy a merch of a certain character is zhe only awesome one who can have zhat character by zheir side" That, that was a lot of explaining. "Damn" "I know, mein voice is so awesome jou can't stop listening". The only sound you can hear after that were the facepalms of everyone in the room.

After a while we just ended up talking to each other about our lives, which for the nations is equal to pulling out a history book (the simplified version) and reading it for about 2 weeks. They knew about my life, my siblings and their powers, how my parents are now and basically almost everything about me. I feel really comfortable with these guys around.

"So I guess you guys would like to see your rooms?" I asked as I saw half of them almost asleep. Lovino was about to fall off the couch had it not been for Antonio to wake him up with his sleep talking. "Please bella, mio fratello has been knocked out ever since you-a stopped to get-a something from the other room" Lovi's voice was the only answer I heard as I noticed all of them actually asleep. "Cool but I kind of need help carrying them, Lovi" He started to stand up after wriggling from both Spain and Veneciano. "Don't-a call me that" Kick. No, really he just started kicking every single one of them awake. "Huh, that was easier than expected, thanks Roma!" "Don't call me that either!".

"Bloody bastard my part!" "DUDES I THINK AN ALIEN GOT IN AND KICKED ME IN THE NUTS" "MEIN AWESOME FIVE METERS" "Mon deu! it is like being pecked by a pierre's beak!" "My most precious thing next to PASTAAAA" "MY TOMATOES" It looks like he kicked them all in the balls. Except Russia he was just awake the whole time. Ivan's like an adorable giant marshmallow by the way. Canada's adorable too. All of them are hella adorable.

"Rooms?" "Please".

so yeah kind of like a little filler/ explaining thingies chapter

k bye my HetaLians!

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