MABEL: yassss!!
Dipper: why would you ship that? Alice was like 12 and renfred was like 30.
Bill: i ship anything mabel ships.
Dipper: i dont ship it.
Author chan: *GASP*
Friend chan: idk who these people r.
Author chan: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
Mabel: 100/10
Dipper: 6/10
Bill: 10/10
Author chan: *still gasping and looking at friend chan* 1000000000000000000000/10