Nazly Gonzalez: I think Suleyka Gonzalez Rexha is going to be mine forever.
Me: Sits on my porch.
Sofia Reyes, Demi Lovato: Also sits on my porch.
Me: We all talk to each other.
Nazly Gonzalez: Hey, come here.
Me: Why don't I just do something crazy?
Sofia Reyes: I think Mommy Rexha heard that.
Bebe Rexha: Talks in Spanish!
Me: Also talks in Spanish! U do seem like I'm the one who's been getting all gogo all over that girl!
Nazly Gonzalez: Whoa!
Bebe Rexha: What are you talking bout?
Me: I don't know. Something doesn't feel right.
The next morning
Nazly Gonzalez: Knocks on my door.
Me: Coming.
Nazly Gonzalez: Hi! Can I come in?
Me: Uh, sure! Sits on my couch.
Nazly Gonzalez: Sits next to me.
Me: Suleyka?!
Nazly Gonzalez: Sh! Takes off my clothes.
Me: No! Stop doing this.
Nazly Gonzalez: Not gonna happen.
Me: Why are you doing this?
Nazly Gonzalez: I want us to be together.
Me: Uh?
Bebe Rexha: Why is she in our house?
Me: I don't know. Bye. Puts my clothes on. Then leaves the house.
A Dog: Wolf.
Me: Pats the dog. I'll call you, Benji!
Benji Rexha: Wolf.
Me: I dunno what to do? Benji you're the only one who understands me.
Benji Rexha: Wolf.
Me: The Lodge does seem like the best place I should be at right now.
At the Lodge
Me: Whoa! This place is awesome. I don't wanna go home yet.
Two days later
Bebe Rexha: I miss my baby.
Nazly Gonzalez: I'm so sorry.
Me: Arrives at my house with Benji Rexha!
Benji Rexha: Wags his tail.
Bebe Rexha: Where did u get the dog?
Me: He followed me somewhere. And he uh k...!
Bebe Rexha: Stop talking. Go sit down.
Me: Sits on the couch.
Benji Rexha: Goes upstairs.
Me: What are y'all gonna do?
Nazly Gonzalez: We're gonna let someone have sex with our bitch!
Me: What? No.
Bebe Rexha: It's not your choice.
My crush: Raps me.
Bebe Rexha: Let's all make love to her.
Everyone: Okay.
The next morning
Me: Where should I go? Benji Rexha?! Picks up the dog. Then leaves without anyone knowing.
Nazly Gonzalez: Suleyka Gonzalez Rexha isn't gonna do anything when she's in LA.
Me, Demi Lovato, Sofia Reyes: While we were talking to each other I saw someone who looks just like Suleyka Gonzalez came towards me.
Nazly Gonzalez: Hi!
Me: Hi! Looks behind her.
Nazly Gonzalez: Bebe Rexha?! Where is she going?
Me: Uh, nowhere.
Nazly Gonzalez: You're lying. You know where she's gonna be?
Me: I gotta go. Bye. C'mon Sofia, Demi!
Demi Lovato, Sofia Reyes: Follows me.
Me: I'm doing everything I can to see Bebe Rexha! She's gonna do a video in my friend's house.
Sofia Reyes: Wanna do something together?
Me: Sure. Somehow we arrive in LA. Goes to my house. Whoa! This is the coolest house ever.
Bebe Rexha: Texts me. "Hey, the videos bout to start. Are you coming?"
Me: Yeah. I'll be there.
At the house
Me: Sits next to Bebe Rexha!
Bebe Rexha: I'd love for you to be in the video. But could you sit on the couch.
Me: Really?
Bebe Rexha: Yeah. The producer doesn't want you to be in the video.
Me: Sits on the couch. Gets a snack.
Bebe Rexha: I'm taking a break.
In the kitchen
Me: Puts the plate on the table.
Some Guy: Gives someone some food.
Me: Wraps my arms and legs around Bebe Rexha!
Bebe Rexha: I want us to hang out more often. The one who's in charge of the video doesn't anyone including my girlfriend to be a part of it.
Me: I understand. I need some air. I'm gonna for a walk.
Bebe Rexha: Okay. She goes back to the living room.
Me: Goes outside.
A Stranger: We're leaving.
Me: No. I'm not suppose to leave LA. I left my stuff inside.
A Stranger: She'll get it. Just come.
Me: Walks away. Continues walking. Steps on something.
A Girl: Why to did that?
Me: I accidentally stepped on it. I'm so sorry.
A Girl: Tiger? Attack her.
Me: Starts running. Falls on the floor. Demi?!
Demi Lovato: Stands in front of me. She's unconscious. But she's still breathing.
Bebe Rexha: I'm sorry I can't do this without my baby. Leaves.
Demi Lovato: You've gotta help her.
Bebe Rexha: Kisses me.
Me: Wakes up. What just happened? That creature attacked me.
Bebe Rexha: It's okay. We're not leaving. And you're not suppose to leave LA.
Me: I wasn't planning on leaving. I love being here.
A Girl: She needs a go.
Bebe Rexha: She's really sorry. It wasn't her fault! Someone wanted Bebe all to their self.
Me: Suleyka Gonzalez?!
Nazly Gonzalez: Hand my baby over.
Me: Screams.
Three months later
Sofia Reyes: Hola!
Me: Hi!
Sofia Reyes: Remember the thing I said I wanted to do?
Me: No. I just wanna be alone.
Bebe Rexha: Sofia Reyes?!
Sofia Reyes: Yes?
Bebe Rexha: She doesn't remember anyone except me.
Demi Lovato: Hi!
Me: Hi Demi! They're everywhere.
Nazly Gonzalez: I gotta convince her to stay at my house.
Me: Gets a text message from Bebe Rexha!
Nazly Gonzalez: Looks in my direction.
Me: Ignores her. Arrives in Los Angeles.
Bebe Rexha: Texts me. "Hey, go to your house. Then meet me at my house."
Me: Replies back. Goes to my house. Whoa! How did I buy this house?
