Unknown: Y/n?
Capt.Y/n: Uhhh who is this?
Unknown: Yep, y/n.
Capt.Y/n: I ask again, dear stranger, who are you?
Capt.Y/n: Idk why I even bothered replying to you in the first place.
Capt.Y/n: Oh right, I'm bored as hell. That's why.
Unknown: You... deleted my number, it seems.
Unknown: I should have expected that you would.
Capt.Y/n: I will ask for the third and FINAL time. Who the duck are you?
Capt.Y/n: FUCK THE DUCK
Capt.Y/n: FUCK I GIVE UP
Unknown: lmao 😂 you still can't type right.
Capt.Y/n: Its autocorrects fault, stranger.
Unknown: I know, panda 🐼
Capt.Y/n: .....
Capt.Y/n: There is only one person who has ever called me that....
Unknown: Surprise?
Capt.Y/n: Why? How did you get my number?!
Lola: Hehe I have my ways, my sweet little panda
Capt.Y/n: Don't.
Capt.Y/n: You lost the right to call me that when you fucking cheated on me, you bitch! Four. Fucking. TIMES
Capt.Y/n: Why don't you go back to that English Mcmuffin?? Or the monkey? Or that other guyyy? I forget his damn name. Huh??!
Lola: Look, I'm sorry for doing that. Okay? I was in a real bad place back then.
Capt.Y/n: And that caused you to go out multiple times and cheat?
Capt.Y/n: That's why I came home multiple times to find another man or woman's clothing threw out in OUR home?
Capt.Y/n: The first time, I forgave you.
Capt.Y/n: THE SECOND TIME, YOU BEGGED ME NOT TO LEAVE AND SAID YOU WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN
Capt.Y/n: And you know what you did? You did it a-fucking-gain you bitch!
Lola: I know that saying sorry isn't going to fix anything, but please. Can we atleast try to talk like normal hooman beans?
Capt.Y/n: Let me think about that...
Capt.Y/n: Fuck. No. Goodbye!
Capt.Y/n has blocked Lola
A/n: IDK but I wanted to make a story to stop my boredom :)
Is it good? No? Even though it just started. But still.
Thank you, if you read this. It'll suck like all else (:
Song if the day if Expectations :)
YOU ARE READING
Messin' With My Head (Lauren/You)
FanfictionUnknown: Y/n? Capt.Y/n: Uhhh who is this? Unknown: Yep, y/n. Capt.Y/n: I ask again, dear stranger, who are you? Capt.Y/n: Idk why I even bothered replying to you in the first place. Capt.Y/n: Oh right, I'm bored as hell. That's why.