IronDad & SpiderSon one-shots

Field trip (part 3)

I am so so sorry for not updating in such a long time :'( but I had too many exams. Anyways, here it is.

"Hello, Thor"

"HELLO, SON OF STARK!" exclaimed Thor, a huge grin on his face, giving Peter a bone crushing hug, leaving the rest of Peter's class speechless. "I... I'm not actually his son, Thor" said Peter, blushing, but Thor didn't seem to have heard. "YOU SHALL INFORM YOUR FARTHER THAT MY BROTHER IS COMING" "Loki!?" exclaimed Peter as a huge grin appeared in his face, forgetting for a moment about the situation he was in. "That's amazing! I have missed him a lot" He said, a look of pure happiness in his face. But all of a sudden his smirk dropped, as he remembered his class was still there. He slowly turned around, and faced all the astonished and shocked glares of his classmates. No one said anything for a while, they just stood there looking at Peter, until a shout filled the room "HOW THE HELL DOES PENIS PARKER KNOW A GOD!?" exclaimed Flash, who apparently wanted to be hit with a magical hammer in the face.

The glare Thor gave him was enough to shut him up. "WHAT DID YOU CALL MY NEPHEW, YOU STUPID MORTAL?" But, luckily for Flash, Peter reacted quickly and stopped Thor before he did anything he could regret. "Please, Uncle Thor, don't do this. Pleaaase" begged Peter quietly in order not to be heard by his class calling a god 'uncle', giving Thor his best puppy eyes. Thor sighed, defeated by Peter's cuteness, and announced he was leaving, for if he stayed any longer he would definitely throw his hammer at the stupid kid. But leaving  didn't mean he wouldn't tell someone, and do something about it.

Thor left, thinking about a plan to make the bully's life hell. Peter looked around, trying to avoid all the stares now that everyone's attention was on him again, and saw Thor's hammer. He realized Thor had forgotten it, so without a thought he grabbed it and ran towards the door where Thor had just left. "Uncle Thor! Wait! Your hammer!" shouted Peter, successfully making Thor stop and look around. But when he saw him, his mouth fell agape. "You.. you... You are worthy? How?" muttered Thor in disbelief, voicing his classmates' thoughts. "What?" asked Peter, not knowing what was going on. Then he realized he had lifted Thor's hammer, and his eyes widened considerably. "I'm sorry Uncle Thor, I shouldn't have taken it but you were leaving and I thought you'd want to take it with you, but please don't be mad at me I'm not gonna do anything..." rambled Peter, afraid that Thor would get mad. But, much to his surprise, a huge grin appeared on Thor's face. "OF COURSE YOU ARE WORTHY, YOU ARE THE MOST PURE BEING ON THE EARTH. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO ASGARD TO-" But before he could continue, a loud yell was heard "NOPE. NOPE. NOT A CHANCE. MY KID STAYS WITH ME" as Tony Stark appeared on their sight. No one could understand what was going on anymore.

"O-okay, so we are going to have a Q&A with the one and only Tony Stark" said their guide, trying to act like everything was normal. "Just follow me to the conference room and then you can ask as many things as you can". When they got there, they all sat on the chairs, while Tony stood up in the stage. "Okay kids, I know you're gonna have a lot of questions, so fire up". Everyone started shouting questions at the same time, so loud they were giving Peter a headache. "Enough!" exclaimed Tony, knowing Peter was hurting. Everyone instantly shut up. "Better. Now, that's not gonna work. Whoever want to talk, rise your hand and I'll pick". Every hand in the room (except for Peter's, of course) rose up.

Tony started picking out questions, and luckily for Peter, nobody asked about him. He was asked about Iron Man, his latest products, his oncoming wedding... Everything was going well, and somehow no one had questioned about why did Tony called him his kid (although he knew the next day at school was going to be awful). Everything was, until Tony picked Flash. "How old do you have to be to get an internship here?" he asked, a smug smile in his face. "You have to be at least in college to apply" answered Tony, looking at him with suspicion. "HA!" shouted Flash, who definitely had a strong desire to get brutally murdered.  "I KNEW IT! PENIS PARKER IS LYING!" Looking at Tony's face, he suddenly remembered Tony had called Peter 'his kid' and he gulped, realizing he might have signed his death warrant. "HOW. DO. YOU. DARE. TO CALL. MY. KID. PENIS?" said Tony, with the scariest voice possible. Peter jumped and rushed to Tony's side, trying to stop him from commiting murder. "Please, Mr Stark, don't, he's not worth the effort. Please, just don't". Looking at his son, he was able to stop himself, but he was still fuming. "All of you, out of my tower. You" he said, facing Flash "won't have a chance to work in ANY, and I mean ANY Stark Industries related work. And good luck getting into college. And you" he said this time, facing the teacher, who had done nothing to stop Flash from bullying his son "expect to be without a job at the end of this week. I won't tolerate you allowing people get bullied anymore. And you two are lucky Pepper's not here, or you would be drowning in lawsuits. Oh, and Peter stays here". With that, he stormed off. Peter stood there, awkwardly waving his hand as his classmates silently left the room. When they all left, he sat on the floor and sighed. What even was his life?

Okay, so as I said before, I'm really sorry about not posting anything for so long. I won't probably be able to post anymore until my exams have passed. And I have A LOT.

Also, I feel like this chapter is worse than the others, and I don't really like the ending or anything, but it was either this or not posting anything until December, so...

And last, but definitely not least, I wanted to say goodbye to the most amazing person that has ever step a foot in this planet, who has inspired so many people, who created the most amazing characters and stories. Thank you for all this 95 years of pure happiness you've given us. Without you we wouldn't be, and won't be, the same. You will be missed, Stan Lee. Rest in peace.