Destiel/Sabriel oneshots

Fake boyfriend

Deans point of view, also I like mixing shows so u might see; deans best friend Sherlock in some of my new fix's just saying.

I'm sitting in the back of health class board out of my fucking mind. Learning who now's what. A small ding goes off and I realize it's a text from Cas my best friend/crush.

Sasstiel: I swear to god I need Jesus
Dean: what is it this time
Sasstiel: the loser, Lucifer won't stop hitting on me it's getting on my nerves
Dean: tell that asshole to fuck off
Sasstiel: I tried
Dean: need my help
Sasstiel: Dean I'm a big boy, I don't need your help
Dean: I could be the shit out of this Lucy kid. That's for sure.

"Oh is that your boyfriend?" I jump up and jerk my head at a grinning redhead.
"He's not my boyfriend..."
"Yet" Charlie chuckles, "I think he likes you"
I snort "yeah sure" she frowns "I'm being serious, I think he likes you! When ever you look away he just kinda stares at you... and not in a creepy way" I smile "thanks"
"No prob" she claps my back and the bell goes off "hm, perfect timing" she says as we pick up or books.

"so what are we doing for lunch I got a 20?" I notice Cas with that fucking Lucifer kid leaned over him, I grunt and Charlie noticed "oh that's not okay" she stares at the scene I'm watching with about the same level of hatred "I want to rip his fucking head off" Charlie jumps up and kinda makes me think she's having a fucking seizure "I have an idea YOU be Cas' fake boyfriend"

"Huh?" I say looking at her in pure confusion.
"Yeah you are good at acting just lie your way threw" she Is quick to say "before you dooooo" she takes out a pen and paper, rights something down and hand it to me. Then she shoos me to the direction of Cas.

I push Lucifer away making him fumble out a curse, "hey cutie" I move kinda close to Cas enough to make us look like we're a couple, "Dean?" Cas says tilting his head, I hear the bimbo start up again "hey sorry pal I saw him first" I hand him the paper which read "follow along" with a little smiley face, I catch him smiling before I turn my head at Lucifer "excuse me?" I say in a gritty tone "yeah I was kinda flirting with him, if you could" he tries to move me but I don't budge "yeah no, u see..." I look him up a down "Lucy, I'm Cas' boyfriend" he chuckles, fucking chuckles "yeah right and I'm gonna contribute to society" his twin is sarcastic and is just screaming 'punch me' I cross my arms and act like a body gaurd to Cas making sure I'm between, him-n-lucy.

"Look, go away before I make you" anger is filling me, I think pure rage could make me conpanly bust spontaneously combust.
Lucifer has a grin on his face that either means 'im gonna kill you' or 'im gonna make you wish you were dead'
"I'll only leave you two alone if you guys kiss" he says pointing his finger at us

"Yeah no" Lucifer snickers "no, no, no I'm not buying that, I have to see you guys kiss"

I'm about to speak when I hear a quite but strong "sure" I jerk back "what, really" Cas is staring at me, with a grin on his face and his arms crossed.

"Yeah if he leaves me alone" he steps out from behind me, glares at Lucifer then placed his hand on my check and kisses me, holy fuck. Holly fuck. This is not what I thought would happen.

He starts to get a little bit more into it before letting go, I stand there in aw. Before "really?! Holy fuck"
"As you can see, Dean is my boyfriend" Cas scoffs at Lucifer "well, you seem like the kinda guy that could use two," I turn and look at him "beat it" he backs up a little bit, but I want him to back up a lot. So far that he leaves and can't come back.

"Fine" he says raising his hands in defeat "I know when I'm not wanted" he walks off.

I turn back and Cas I staring at me... And Charlie was right "not in a bad way" he looks more full of wonder and curiousity and affection.
"Hi"  I say knowing I have a goofy grin on my face but not caring.
"thanks you, I don't know how to repay you" Cas says with a smile "how 'bout another kiss?" I move closer to cas.
"Sure"

And guess what there dating now.