The Stories of Lost Souls

The Dorito Hot Sauce Story

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I remember it like it was yesterday, because it was yesterday. Saddest day of my life. I was sitting there in my room, playing some Fortnite. I just got a new skin, and I was so happy. I was eating Doritos with hot sauce....I was attacked. Right before was gonna put it in my mouth I had my tongue out and I was so happy...it fell all over me and the ones that hit my pants had splattered all over me. It felt like I got hit by a tomato, but on the penis. It was the saddest day of my life. For it was the day I was no longer a man, but a coffee table. I have the scar right here. It's a pretty brutal scar I know. Later that day I went to take a shower and I was violated by a Dorito. There was a piece of Dorito in my hair, don't know how it got up there but it did. It fell out of my hair, and into my eye. Couldn't get it out, then I got soap in my eyes. It was....heartbreaking, I was betrayed by my best friend. It was the saddest day of my life.

-Francisco's Story