"KEEP GOING, YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! AAAAAAAND STOP." Said Matthew Patterson as Dutchy destroyed the twin towers by flying through them. "Well I think that's enough terrorism for today." Said Teneshi (The dead one this time) who was spookying. "Hey Dutchy thanks for inviting us onto your ghostly pirate crew, life kinda sucked cause you know, we lost ours." Kenechi. "YAAR! It's no problem a pirate be nothing without his crew!" Said Dutchy as he started to lower his ghostly pirate ship to refuel it with goosebump juice. "Wait so if this is a pirate ship why do we need to refuel?" Said Matthew before continuing. "My theory is tha-" He said before Dutchy interrupted. "My theory is that ye should shut yer trap because they be havin' the big gay." Dutchy then smoothly landed his ship onto 23 different orphanages before completely destroying it. "AAAR THAT BE THE BEST LANDING THIS SHIP'S EVER SEEN." Shouted Dutchy as the entire ship crumbled. "Matt Pat yee be on repairs." Said Dutchy as he pulled Kenechi and Teneshi out of the ghostly rubble.
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"You know Dutchy this place is giving me the creeps." Said Teneshi McNotAVampireSlayer. "Y-yeah Dutchy it's almost like this place is a ghost town." Kenechi shivered out. Dutchy erupted into laughter. "YAAAR GHOST TOWNS BE THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A SPOOKY CUTIE." Chuckled Dutchy. "Uh, Dutchy I know we're new to this ghost thing but I don't particularly want to get the Lenny with a ghost." Said Kenechi. "WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE SPOOKY CUTIES, WE BE TALKING ABOUT THE SPOOKY NERDS WITH ABOVE AVERAGE SIZED BOSOMS" Said Dutchy who was leading the group into a building that looked like a run down Yuk Yuk Hut. "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE SPOOKY BAJONKADONKS!" Said Dutchy as he was using his telescope to check out women. "Oh I know what you mean Dutchy!" Said Matty Patty who was also looking through a telescope at a pile of lard, because he gave up on repairs after he failed the Flex Seal minigame. "Maybe we should seduce her with our ghostly howls?" asked Beard Burger. They all began screeching except Matthew Patterson who just made gay noises. "Dutchy I don't think it's working, maybe she can't hear us?" Asked Kenechi. "AAAR, MATT PAT GO SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SEA BRIDE." Screeched Dutchy. Dutchy then threw him at the enormous chested emo female. "Hello there sexy." said Matthew Patterson as his voice cracked 69 times. The huge boobed creepy woman didn't respond. "Pssst, you should go for her cannons." Said Dutchy who was eyebrow wiggling. Matthew winked with both eyes then began to reach for her melons before she quickly turned and bit him in the man boob. "SHE'S A ZOMBIE?!?" Shouted Kenechi who just noticed that her flesh was decaying. "Wait guys it's my theory that because we're ghosts this can't possibly affect us." Said Pat Mat before he became a ghost zombie. "Wait before we run in horror, you think he can't make any more shitty theories now?" Asked Teneshi. "Well that's an improvement." Said Kenechi before sprinting out of the remains of the Yuk Yuk Hut.
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"WE'D BETTER GET BACK TO ME SHIP!" yelled Dutchy as him and his crew spookily floated towards the remains of his ship. "Oh yeah, me ship was destroyed." Said Dutchy. "I think it's more likely that everything except the ship is destroyed." Said Teneshi who was being dead. "He's got a point, what if the ship is actually just fully repaired and that's just what it looks like." Said Kenechi. "You boyos do realize we're being chased by zombies." Said Dutchy before using his sock to repair the ship. "Well don't just stand there you lily livered prostate suckers, hop in." Shouted Dutchy who started to pilot his ghost ship away from the now giant crowd of zombies. "Good thing we got this ship, eh old chum?" Said Kenechi, before getting hit in the face by a cannonball. "It is I, Dr. Zomboss, bringing you this zombie invasion that will take the world by storm!" Shouted Zomboss from a distance. "Wait a minute. Crombie? That's not even a real word." Said Dutchy clearing his ears and dropping a nuclear payload of ear wax. "Oh it's a zombie. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Shouted Dutchy. Suddenly Zomboss began to open fire from his pirate mech suit. "HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON!" Screamed Zomboss in hot pursuit of the ghost ship. "Uhh Dutchatron 9000 I don't wanna be that guy but the entire hull of the ship is destroyed, also we're sinking." Said Kenechi as he looked over the edge of the ship. "GET ON REPAIRS!" Screamed Dutchy before the entire ship crumbled and they fell into the crowd of zombies. "Aaar, it looks like this be the end of us boyos, we had a good run, but any good captain must go down with his crew." Said Dutchy who took off his hat and held it to his chat edgily. The horde of Zombies began to close in on the crew and just as they were inching closer a sound could be heard getting louder. "aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YA READY KIDS." Screamed Patchy as he landed in the crowd. "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" Shouted Dutchy. Patchy then ripped off his pants and began to do what all legendary pirates do and used his pee pee like a cutlass to defend against the crowd of zombies.
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"Aren't pee pees just for fucking?" asked Hajime walking in, dressed as a floating shopping list. The list had 'roofies, peepee protectors, and milk.' on it. "Hey, big tiddy zombies sound familiar." Said Panty who was making a :think: face. "Say Hajime, you've been in some pretty scary situations, right? Why don't you tell us a ghost story." Said Shaq while eyebrow wiggling.
