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Chapter Two: Relaxation and Reflection

For the rest of the interview I decided to keep my thoughts to myself and not answer any of the remaining questions. I sat there clapping my lil bunny paws at random moments and tilted my head as if i was listening. Clearly I was not and i zoned out a couple of times day dreaming of the evil things which i could do to dear old V. My poor brain which was previously abused unfortunetly did not come up with a bullet proof (haha you see what I did there😏) plan to exact my revenge. YET.

Finally we had finished the multiple interviews and proceeded back to our fancy yet filthy hotel rooms. Of course it was us who made it filthy... let me introduce to you the Dirty duo of the group:

Namjoon also known as God of destruction AND filth at this point in time : literally destroys any thing in his way and politely walks away like it's absolutely normal to break things and just leave it there. Okay well it is normal for Rm to break any thing in his way but still. Not to mention that even his roomate who is  part of the "dirty duo" also states that Namjoon is infact the filthiest... and that says something hey..."No you smell man" - Dirty duo partner

Our second person which is the other half of the Dirty duo is none other than the beloved sly mind reading ferret Taehyung: He might be my bro but I do not leave my clothing everywhere unlike him. Even if we want to use the bathroom something of his is laying there in some sad corner of the bathroom. One day while we were playing hide and seek I tried to hide underneath the mattress of the bed and low and behold, there it was. Taehyungs pink Spongebob underwear, and no it was not at all fresh. His apparent excuse was that he does not want to waste excess unnecessary water and it does not need to be cleaned since he is such a clean and sparkling hooman. Therefore he does not understand as to why his clothing needs to be cleaned. YET HE DOES NOT HAVE AN EXCUSE AS TO WHY IT LAYS EVERYWHERE! Also it seems as if he has forgotten that he does not live in South Africa. After our concert in South Africa it looks like he has found another excuse to be a filthy alien.

Then you have me, the helpless abused maknae. Who's job is to almost all the time do the laundry. Sometimes I remind myself of the youngest wolfy of the pack which everyone abuses... I don't have a problem though, atleast somehow the things get cleaned!

When we reached our hotel rooms it was filthy as always, nothing new really. We were all exhausted (of course we would be exhausted, what do you think. You think im going to be an energiser bunny after a whole world tour plus doing extra math equations after our closing concert? if you do... hahaha. funny.) so we decided to put our chores on hold and just have some relaxing time. When we reflect and relax on our past achievements we usually prefer to be alone, except for Jimin who would constantly bang on our doors to ask us continuous repetitive questions about how you felt and what you thought of whatever we did. Therefore to avoid the tiny Tony lover we tend to lock our doors and leave our ray of sunshine J hope to suffer.

While half asleep on the couch i began to reflect on the concert. All was fantastic memories and goofing around until we got to the end of the concert. While standing silently admiring our amazing Army whilst our leader was delivering an emotional speech I began to tear up all of a sudden, but it was not because it was the last few words before the end of our world tour, more because i started to feel these weird emotions within me, a mixture of loneliness, sadness and neediness, as well as if someone stepped on my non existent bunny paws. (I swear when the camera which is used to project us on the huge screen zoomed in on me, it was pretty evident of how I suddenly felt through my big doe eyes)