the green eyed bandit

the girl

“This is the night" I shouted out loud to myself in my wooden shack in the middle of the woods, (GASP FOR AIR) so I grabbed my bandana and placed it carefully under my hair before leaving my shack. Nobody new about the shack cause  ... well if they did .. if anyone ever escaped they would know. So that's why I have lots of different routes to my shack. My location today was at the Dave's deals. I choose her because like every girl came here for the top brand of make-up for under 5 dollars. Also because I had never been to this town.  I'm sure there will be a variety of girls with green eyes like a box of biscuits!!(I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT!!) So I walked down to Dave's deals before I noticed a girl with short blonde hair the only thing I needed to know was colour were her eyes. I noticed she walked straight into Dave's deals so I walked over and into the store . the only thing that confused me was she had no jacket on and it was a cold night. Anyway I walked in bellowing her every move. she got to the milk ile . God she must have been cold ha ha anyway I had to capture her attention but I had no ideas .... Then I thought  (I walk into her) so I marched straight over and barged past her before she could say “OW WHAT THE HECK" I guess I was a bit to rough. Nut I gripped her shoulders tite. I looked at her eyes.... YES... they were green “ you can let me go now cause I gotta get back home.... you k OW what I mean." I had to ... but I'll wait outside an I'll repeat my move for my next victim.

(BARGED INTO HER AGAIN AND SHE S NOW IN THE FOREST)

She was screaming and crying till I said “There's no point no one can hear you dumb ass! Then she kicked me and I dropped her and let her go she got up an  made a run for It bit not on my watch . I sprinted for her until I captured her and threw her over my shoulder again . she was never escaping . we reached my shack and then her wriggling and wiggling stopped ... I think she realised.... she's been captured by the green eyed bandit.