Cuphead

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Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty CupheadOne sentence in, I've already made a pun - yepPicking up steam, wonder why they call me hotheadStruck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upsetI'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop deadWallop all your bosses, leave 'em all joblessThey'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucetI'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top itYou can never touch this, but you can kick the bucketI'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted Heads up, hit the deck, MugmanYou don't really wanna get your head bustedI'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'After doing these devilish deeds - GOD DAMN!I'll stop this train even if it's haunted"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk itHopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punchesWon't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onionsSpent all your breath huffin' and puffin'Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'Unless all you wanna end up deadDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidYou'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilledMy head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?I took the devilish gambleNothing that a Cuphead couldn't handleAnd now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill Any line that you happen to drawIs a line I'll be stepping acrossTrapped in a world lacking any natural lawsHave you had your coffee yet? Cuz I'm off of the wallsMy demons need some exorciseA little caffeine oughtta get 'em energizedWill we ever get to heaven when we die?Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin outI'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Micky MouseI'll kick his a** then I'll knock Walt Disney outI'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (Oh no!)My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw thoughI'll go all in when the rest all foldLook's like I'm on the last straw soBetter tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks! Come see what we been brewin'Something to keep ya movin'Must be the beat I'm boomin'Hit me with that funky musicHow do we keep on groovin'?Once could say we been juicin'Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'Time for you to face the musicI feel like the holy grailJust hope I don't go to hellIf so that won't go so wellI've been bad, but no one tell I'm much more than just cupRaise a toast and pick me upPour one more and drink it up, but don't choke Cuz I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging fromI'll get the jump on ya when I run and gunWorking for Lucifer is a ton of fun"You two, do my bidding" done and doneI'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzledAfter I whoop and wallop your a** in battleWhen I'm stuck up shit's creek without a paddleJust imagine, the glass is half full You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilledMy head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?I took the devilish gambleNothing that a Cuphead couldn't handleAnd now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-billTake a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty CupheadOne sentence in, I've already made a pun - yepPicking up steam, wonder why they call me hotheadStruck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upsetI'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop deadWallop all your bosses, leave 'em all joblessThey'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucetI'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top itYou can never touch this, but you can kick the bucketI'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted Heads up, hit the deck, MugmanYou don't really wanna get your head bustedI'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'After doing these devilish deeds - GOD DAMN!I'll stop this train even if it's haunted"Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk itHopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punchesWon't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onionsSpent all your breath huffin' and puffin'Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'Unless all you wanna end up deadDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidDo not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff saidYou'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilledMy head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?I took the devilish gambleNothing that a Cuphead couldn't handleAnd now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill Any line that you happen to drawIs a line I'll be stepping acrossTrapped in a world lacking any natural lawsHave you had your coffee yet? Cuz I'm off of the wallsMy demons need some exorciseA little caffeine oughtta get 'em energizedWill we ever get to heaven when we die?Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin outI'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Micky MouseI'll kick his a** then I'll knock Walt Disney outI'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (Oh no!)My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw thoughI'll go all in when the rest all foldLook's like I'm on the last straw soBetter tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks! Come see what we been brewin'Something to keep ya movin'Must be the beat I'm boomin'Hit me with that funky musicHow do we keep on groovin'?Once could say we been juicin'Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'Time for you to face the musicI feel like the holy grailJust hope I don't go to hellIf so that won't go so wellI've been bad, but no one tell I'm much more than just cupRaise a toast and pick me upPour one more and drink it up, but don't choke Cuz I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging fromI'll get the jump on ya when I run and gunWorking for Lucifer is a ton of fun"You two, do my bidding" done and doneI'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzledAfter I whoop and wallop your a** in battleWhen I'm stuck up shit's creek without a paddleJust imagine, the glass is half full You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilledMy head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?I took the devilish gambleNothing that a Cuphead couldn't handleAnd now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

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