Angel can be an Asshole

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Warning: lots of swearing :3
Since we were at the park, I decided to go by the playground, And sit on a swing.

"Push me." I say stubbornly.

"No I ain't going to do that- just joking, doll." Angel Dust said teasingly.

Sometimes I just want to choke him only because he teases me. That fucking bastard. But I love him, And I'm only acting ridiculous right now.
I thought.

Angel Dust then starts to push me on the swing. "Yaay!" I cheer. Then Angel Dust stops.

"Why did you stop you fucking bitch?" I snapped.
I turn around and I see Angel with a evil grin on his face.

"Angel, Don't you fucking DARE!" I began to yell.

"Alright, Alright I'll stop..." Angel dust snickered.

"You cunt." I say as I turn around all cranky.

But then he pushes me really high up, and I began to scream.

Angel was only laughing at me, and recording me. That fucking bitch!

"Angel make it stop!" I yell furiously.

He didn't listen so I jumped off the insane swing. I dropped on my arm. Ouch!

"Angel what the fuck is your problem?!" I yell stubbornly.

"I was just playin around with ya, that's all. Hence, You should of seen your face when you were on that goddamn swing!" Angel began to laugh really hard, he fell on the ground with his arms held on my legs.

"ANGEL!!!!!!" I yell.

"I'm....so ...sorry!!!" Angel bursted out laughing again this time.

I got so angry, I pulled him up from his fluff, And made him stand up.

"Angel, It's not funny!!!" I snapped.

"Like I told you, I'm sorry!" Angel said
With a smirk.

"Fine you win this time, But if I see you doing that again, I'm going to do the same to you!" I say.

"Whatever. Says the doll who got so stubborn for swinging." Angel said with a evil smirk.

"Ugh....let's just walk and get some burgers." You say.

"I agree I'm fucking hungry!" Angel yelled dramatically, as he put his hand on his stomach.

Gosh his stomach growls so fucking loud, sometimes it sounds like a dog growling at me, Ready to bite my  fucking skin off.

We headed towards the hell burger store. (The fuck did I just typed? XD)
And we tried eating different kinds of burgers.

"Bleuck, I don't like this burger." Angel said spitting out the burger into a trash bag. "Ya want it?" Angel said.

"Yea, okay sure..." I say shyly. I quickly take the burger, And cut a slice of it. It tastes, Amazing!

"Angel, It tastes delicious!" I say

"What? Not it doesn't!" Angel said with a sickening face.

I ate other parts of it, and, ewwwww!
I spit it out in the same bag, As Angel Dust patted my back.

"You alright?" Angel Dust asked concerned.

"I'm fine, thanks Angel Dust." I say.

"Also what do you mean it tasted delicious? It was pure nasty!" Angel Dust said cringing.

I realized that I ate the part where he ate, IT WAS AN INDIRECT KISS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

"Angel...." I say.

"Hmm?" Angel Dust replied.

"I ATE THE PART WHERE YOU ATE! IT WAS AN INDIRECT KISS!!!!" I yell fangirling.

"WHAT" Angel yelled blushing.

"Indirect kiss!" I said cheerfully.

"Oh boy.." angel Dust said as he grabbed my hand out of the resturant. Wait! He's holding my hand! AAAAAAAA-

Angel pretty much knows when I fangirl so, he takes me somewhere else to calm me down.

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