After Hours | {5sos au}

Chapter 1: Victoria's Secret

| Clumsy Tree Boy |

We all came into the mall on a mission, raid as many stores that we can before the mall closes. The catch, we have to do it with a complete stranger.

Stupid I know. But it was all Michael's idea.

So that's the reason why I'm on my way to Victoria's Secret with a girl I just met five minutes ago. But I must say, dang she fine.

"Hey pretty boy, stop staring at what you can't have and look for something good."

Oh snap we got a feisty one.

I look around at the sweatshirts and sweatpants while she walks off towards the perfume.

I wonder where the rest of the guys are at?

Then I hear a click. I look around and next thing you know a metal wall slowly starts covering the exit to the store.

"Jordan! The doors are closing!"

She slowly walks in my direction with a pair of underwear in her hand, which I have to admit are pretty sexy. Imagine how they are on her wow.

Then her eyes widen and she sprints for the gate that now is almost touching the ground. She's not going to make it on time. Maybe I could put my foot in it then it'll hold it up then I could push it up?

Yeah let's do that.

I put my foot where it's going to land and wait while I laugh at her running across the store trying to make it to where I'm at.

"Mother trucker!"

I look down and then gate is on top of my foot just like I planned. But it isn't stopping. Actually it's crushed my foot into millions of pieces. Lovely.

I groan out in pain while Jordan just is laughing at me.

"A little help here," I groan out.

She goes over to where my foot is and reaches out to where my toes are at and shuffles my foot from side to side and slowly it moves from underneath there.

Finally she pulls my foot out and I end up falling on my butt.

"Oh what the heck was that for?"

"Obviously for being an idiot and sticking your foot underneath there."

"Well I'm sorry that I was trying to keep it open for you."

She just rolls her eyes at me and I smirk while I go to stand up.

"Ow Jesus why does this hurt so much?"

She turns around from where she was heading back into the store, "Oh I don't know, maybe because steel was just put on top of it."

I go after her into the store and dang these are some fine pairs of underwear.

"You know I bet these would look good on you," I say while holding up a pair of black lacy lingerie.

She turns around.

"You know I could be wearing it right now."

Well that's hot.

"Fine then I'll just go try it on."

I walk away as sassily as I can but then I end up tripping over thin air.

I hear laughing behind me and I hear her yell, "Work it!"

I shake my head and pretend that didn't just happen and head into the changing room.

Goodness gracious how the heck does this work. There are too many strings. Okay so you slip your legs through this and you have this around your, oh who am I kidding if it feels right you put it on right.

I walk out there like I'm on a catwalk and Jordan literally falls on the ground laughing. God her laugh is beautiful. But then again she can sound like she's choking on air.

She stands up and goes over to a rack and pulls out a pair of lacy red underwear and hands it to me. I grab it with just my thumb and index finger and adjust it on my head.

"You do know that a bunch of people have tried that on right?"

Hold up.

"That means that their-"

I gag. Then I scream probably the most feminine scream I have ever heard in my life and throw it on the ground and get as far away from it as I can.

But then that means. I look down at what I'm wearing and look up at her with wide eyes and she's laughing again.

"What the hell is with this!"

I run into the changing room and get out of that in record time and put my clothes back on. But when I open the door there she is with the underwear in her hand.

"Get that thing away from me!"

I run away from her and run around to the different parts of the store while she chases after me. I grab a bunch of underwear and start throwing them at her and then she trips over one of them.

"Ow gosh dang it why is this floor so hard?"

She's holding her head. That's not good.

I run over to her and crouch down next to her.

"Are you-"

Then she tackles me onto the ground and throws the bins with underwear and bras all over me, burying me in them.

I have to admit the underwear is pretty sexy, but then again this is nasty.

"Good luck getting out of that loser!"

Oh this is going to be a long night.

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Tbh I laughed so hard while writing this because I can imagine him doing half of these things oh my god

Sorry for the shortness but more soon ;)