My Hero Academia One-shots! (Lemons, Requests, etc.) [Undergoing Editing]

Hitoshi Shinso x Reader: Fluffy Vape Clouds

Warning: Includes Drug mention and use

This takes place at your home

PSA: I have never been high before. I would not know how to describe it cause uhuheribfhb f pure child uwu. I'm basically describing how My friends and I act when were so utterly tired that anything we do or say is completely ineligible and were basically act like lightweights that tried to down a bottle of vodka in 2 minutes (i only know this cause my brother recently turned 21 owu

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You had recently bought an online Nintendo membership. Basically the best purchase you had ever made.

Super Mario Bro's 3

The game that causes broken controllers, angry parents, and late nights

Shinso was there with you. Your Player 2. He was close to exploding. He would angerly growl every time he'd die and go to the save point before the dying sequence finished.

As he died again, he threw himself back on your bed. As he bought the (joint/pen?) to his lips, he sighed and took a long puff.

As a tradition, you two went back to your house when you wanted a break. This was usually un scheduled off days and weekends. You would have to get supplies beforehand.

You paused the game and ran your fingers through his hair.
Guillotine by Jon Bellion murmured quietly in the background. You kissed his forehead.

He pouted at you and blew a puff of smoke(?) in your face.

He got up and walked into the kitchen.

You started playing single player. He soon came back with an icy pop. He sat behind you. You already felt a bit uneasy having someone behind you, AND not knowing what he was doing? Add three-fourths of a devilish smirk and you had a recipe for disaster.

After a moment, Hitoshi noticed you were doing a bit, too good...

He snuck up behind you. As you came up onto a vital jump in the game, He rolled his cold, rough tongue onto your bare neck.

You shrieked and tossed the controller up. Instant death. He laughed loudly and pulled you back on the bed.

"I fucking hate you!" You shout. You wiggle around to escape from his grasp. In the process, you found quite a comfortable spot in his arms.

He peppered your face with gentle kisses while getting the last few giggles out.

"You know it's hard to resist such a tender, prime cut like this~" He hummed. Maybe that's what let you know that by now he was pretty buzzed. He kissed you dearly and rubbed circles on your back as you hid your face in the pillow.

He hummed along to the song as he stroked your hair.

. . .

You sat on Hitoshi's lap, as you stared into his eyes.
"Don't move this time. " You said sternly. He winked. "Watch where you sit." He replied with a snarky tone

You rolled your eyes and moved his hair back. You forced his head up and steadied your hand. You pressed the pen to his eye and drew a flat line from about the middle of of his eye line and steadily flipped it into a wing.

As you let go of him he blinked slowly and looked in the mirror. "Hm. Nice" He said kissing your cheek.

. . .

As you two started to wind down, you put on your favorite Disney movie
It had been with you since your were a child and was still a favorite now.
Everyone's favorite Disney princess,

Ratatouille

Seeing as that's how you explained it to Hitoshi, he was quite confused and had been staring at you for some time, until the movie actually started. You know past the previews and stuff. He was moving around a glass of wine. While you prefer the taste of the hard stuff, (Fireball, Jack Daniels Martini, Margaritas etc.) Hitoshi was a simple man who liked his wine red, and his girl happy.

You crawled into his lap and placed his arm over you. He kissed your head as,
As the movie ascended you started falling into an ever growing sleepiness. Seeing as there was light snow hitting the window. Hitoshi had seemingly already fallen asleep. You decided to let yourself drift off. After all, your parents wouldn't be home till Tuesday, what could go wrong?