FOURSWORDS ONESHOTS MAYBE????

FUCK YOU (GREENXBLUE)

(I feel like this could happen like, in some other universe, in the manga, in any fanfic, in modern times, really.)

I wasn't even entirely sure what I was angry about, but I did know I was pisssed.

"THAT'S IT!" I shouted, tackling Green to the ground. We rolled on the ground for a minute, and I twisted his arm behind his back, straddling his waist. 

"You guys, stop!" Red shouted.

"I can't read with all this noise," Vio complained and I knew he was glaring at us--mostly me--but I didn't care.

Green tried to get up, used his other hand to grab at me.

He hit me in the crotch. But instead of actually hitting me, he just grabbed me. My shout of "THE FUCK, YOU WALKING, TALKING CABBAGE PATCH KID!" was extremely muffled, because we started rolling on the ground again.

"Save your lover's quarrel for the bedroom you guys," Vio shouted at us.

"Save your snark for your shadow, you think we don't hear the two of you roleplaying at night! You're always screaming your 'master's name!" I snapped, trying to get Green off of me.

"Yeah, Vio!" The ground shouted.

Vio kicked the ground while me and Green wrestled some more, which eventually got to the point where Green's knee was between my legs and he was holding my wrists together and we both realized that Green's knee was in between my fucking legs and he was holding my wrists together above my head.

He tried to move but that just ended up with me moaning, still on the ground, still underneath Green, with his knee rubbing against my groin.

"Did you just moan?"

"Did you just knee me in the groin?"

Vio snickered. "I ship it."

"Ugh, fuck you, Green Bean!" I pushed him off me flushing and storming off.

Vio shouted after me, "I still ship it!"

Welp...I wrote this.