I Love Walking on the Beach with Shrek {A Juni Cortez X Shrek FanFic}

I'm not ogre you

Dear Shrek,

If only you knew how much I adore you and your patchy green skin.

It reminds me of your beautiful boogies

please love me like I love you

if not

you don't wanna know what will happen

I know people who are skilled in certain areas involving sharp objects

that can really penetrate

;)