Potters Alive... with a twist

The real live actual first meeting. literally.

Dumbledore was waiting patiently in his office with Lily and James. He hoped that the Vikiings had treated Harry horribly, so that he would easily be reunited with his parents.

That would not be the case.

Hiccup and co. looked up at the office in awe. Portraits lined the wall, pretending to be asleep. As everyone was taking in the splendor of the hall, the large man walked up to a desk.

"I've brought 'em, sir. They can't speak english." Hagrid said gruffly.

While the portraits entertained the group, Dumbledore cast a quick spell over them so that their gibberish was unraveled into english.

"That guy looks fat." Snickered Snotlout.

Fishlegs was talking with one portrait about inventions and science and how advanced this society is.

Tuffnut and Ruffnut were making faces at a portrait, who retaliated by turning up his nose at them.

Astrid was looking at a particularly gruesome picture of a man with an axe in his hand and a bloodstained chair for him to sit in. She looked with a critical eye while he looked triumphant and pleased. Until she said,

"My axe was made a whole lot better than yours. I bet I could beat you in a duel."

The portrait than got a rather ugly look on his face and walked out.

Hiccup was the only one (besides his parents) not speaking. He was just gazing through his mask, thinking to himself that Toothless would love to see all of this.

Dumbledore watched amusedly as the group got his portraits all riled up, and finally decided to make himself and the two Potters known.

"Excuse me. I believe you have thrown my portraits into quite a tizzy. My name is Albus Dumbledore, and this is Lily and James Potter. Who are you?"

The group instantly was tightly knit and tense, but when he finished speaking, they relaxed. The blonde girl Lily saw earlier stepped up first.

"I'm Astrid Hofferson." She nodded at them, then moved to the back.

"I'm Ruffnut, and that's my younger brother Tuffnut."

"We're the same age, and I can introduce myself, dragon butt!"

"Who re you calling dragon butt, zippleback breath?"

"Grr!"

"Arrr!"

The two started to fight, until Astrid stepped in. She ran her finger down her axe threateningly. "Stop. Or else you'll find yourselves six feet under pretty quick."

They immedietely stopped, but both Potters were aghast. Dumbledore continued to smile.

"I'm Snotlout."

"Fishlegs."

"I'm Stoick Haddock."

"Valka Haddock."

"I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third. Yeah, my name is a bodily function. Yes, I can actually hiccup."

Astrid comes back to him and punches his shoulder playfully. "Its not that bad."

But the three wizards glance at each other. Dumbledore has a gleam in his eye. Harry Potter is alive!

The two Potters get up and walk over to Hiccup, who still hasn't taken off his mask. They think he sounds around 14, the right age for Harry. He probably wears the mask because he isn't the same age as the rest.

"We're your parents." Lily said, and then Hiccup took off his mask, confused look on his handsome, 20 year old face.

And chaos took over in the office.

Okay guys. I'm trying to update my 2 httyd stories. I'm uninspired, but I'll try. Here's one chapter to hold y'all over.