Don't mind me (South Park)

Rules one, two and three.

There's a loud noise as the microphone people probably haven't used since fifth grade gets put on.

"Hello! Welcome back to school!"

I groan and put my head on Craig.

"What the fUck are you doing?" He asks.

His voice jumps a little.

"I'm too tired!" I say.

He sighs.

"Come on, my sister kept me up all night," I say.

"Fine," He says.

I continue to lean on him.

"Nobody has been allowed to lean on me other thAn you and Tweek so you better be happy," he says.

"I'd be sooo happy," I say, mocking his monotone way to speak.

"Fuck Off, Donovan," he says.

Oh shit, he's mad. He's always been the calm kind of mad, which, when he's already monotone, feels hard to see... but I've known him for longer than anybody, he's my best friend and so I know the difference between anger/annoyance and the resting bitch face.

"We have decided to ban porn in South Park as it has clearly raised the amount of sex addicts amongst all of you."

"Kyle... can you tell me how that works? Like, I understand but doesn't that just add the amount of sex people are having?" Stan asks.

"Dude, if I knew what the fuck they are thinking, I would use it tO know what they're banning. I mean c'mon, first they ban raps, all raPs, and now porn. What next? Games?" Kyle asks.

He's still hung up on the rap ban, which I understand, he's good at it, he knows beats really well but can't sing so he started rapping. Which is not even surprising now that I think about it.

"All kinds of porn must be given to your parents for disposal."

There is a collective horror in the room. Not our parents! I would give it to the police before them!

"That's all. You may proceed to your classrooms."

Craig gets up, leaving my head to gently hit the floor. I swear, he had a hint of a smile in him just then!

"Oh soRry," he says, sarcasm levels over nine thousand.... great Clyde, memes.

"Oh no worry, you just didn't notice me," I say.

I laugh before getting up. We're all collectively in a line. Jimmy behind Craig, Tweek behind him and Token in front of me.

"Hey," I say, smiling towards Token.

He actually jumps after hearing me talk.

"You okay?" I ask.

"Y-Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking," Token says.

I laugh.

"Don't worry. But why are you so jumpy?" I ask.

Token looks at someone before turning back to me.

"No reason," he says.

I can't help smirking just a little.

"Who is she?" I ask.

Token rolls his eyes.

"Like I'd tell you that," he says.