Don't mind me (South Park)

We'll drag them out of town.

Sorry I didn't update yesterday. I just don't have much to do at all... I'm so out of inspiration. But I needed something like this, i N E V E R discontinue unless I despise the story.
~Eko.
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For a months now, we've tried to get rid of the believers that are fucking over our lives. And every fucking day, a new rule comes. Nothing outrageous.... just the convention therapy being legal and shit. We're all just trying our best to hide how gay we are. No abortions is a rule as well but considering most of us are super gay and Stan and Kenny would be really careful, we have nothing bad here.

"So.... I have an idea," Kyle says.

We all look at him. When Kyle has an idea, it's not a laughing matter. He has great ideas every day but when he declares it, it must be absolutely brilliant.

"How about we break it from the inside?" Kyle asks.

"We don't want to break their religi-," Kenny starts.

"No no no. I mean, we lead them out by 'being' one of them," Kyle says, smiling.

"So we would pretend to enforce their rules?" Stan asks.

Kyle nods. Wendy comes back in.

"Sorry I'm super late! My teacher had a lot to tell me," Wendy says, sitting next to Stan.

"I'll gladly do it," Stan says.

"We don't need your hero complex to do this, Stan," Kyle says.

"Holy shit, that's not very nice of you to say," Kenny says.

"It's not but it's true. I'll do it," Kyle says.

"You are the least likely of us to turn towards their religion. They still are Christians," Bebe says.

Kyle nods.

"I could," Kenny says.

"Aaah (i) don't think so, Ken," Millie says.

She gets up.

"Aaah'll (I'll) do it then," Millie says.

"I don't know, Mil," Wendy says, clearly caught up now.

"I could," Lola says.

"And what happens if you get too angry and yell at them?" Wendy asks.

"Yeah," Lola says, looking down in shame.

"Hah. Ain't nothing wrong with having a temper, Lola," Kyle says.

"Well yeah I guess but still, it's not good for what we're trying to do here," Bebe says.

Wendy nods.

"How about I do it?" I ask.

"A b s o l u t e l y not," Lola says.

"You're not the good of me," I say.

"I'm not but I'm just saying you shouldn't. You wouldn't keep your cool for long enough," Lola says.