Danplan x Reader Oneshots

Memes

Shit-Post because I need to update the story but I'm unmotivated as fuck.

Anyways just go with this.

Dan: *walks into the kitchen* [Name]-

[Name]: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dan: What are you doing?

[Name]: I'm making holy water.

Dan: How is that making holy water?

[Name]: *looks up at Dan* I'm boiling the hell out of it

Hosuh, Dan, and Stephen: *all peeking into [Name]'s room because they heard yelling*

[Name]: *holding a big barbie doll* GIMME YA FUCKIN MONEY!!

Dan: *plays law and order "dun DUN" thing*

Hosuh and Stephen: *both laughing there butts off*

Hosuh: Stop doing drugs

[Name]: burga she na burgs

Hosuh: [Name] stop it

[Name]: nabErga stap ut

Next one is them in middle school

Stephen: ooo my mom packed me a good lunch today!

Hosuh: oh! Can I have some?

Stephen: ..... NO...

Okay out of middle school shiz

Stephen: okay class cmon say your names.

[Some child]: uh..my name is Harambe and I don't know why..

Stephen: *ready to cry* Harambe...?

Okay I'm done. Byeeeeee I'll try finishing the Stephen x Reader soon.