Professor Nipple Twister's Guide to the Omniverse

Introduction

Hello it is I, the most handsome and intelligent being in the omniverse, Professor Nipple Twister. In this guide I'll be teaching all the information you'd ever need when exploring the omniverse, but first, you're going to have to learn some terms so that you'll understand some science lingo.

1. Chromosome - A Chromosome is a word used to measure time, for example: One Chromosome is a span of 1'000 years, two is 2'000, etc.

2. Realm - A realm is a different reality, which I will be talking about a lot in this guide.

3. Semen - The single most important element across the Omniverse, without it, there is no chance of survival.

4. Time Rift - A universal distortion in the Omniverse that can appear at any time and at any place.

There you have it, now you know some science lingo! Congrats! Now, let's enter the next chapter.