I will now be talking about the most dark and dank place in the omniverse, "The Shadow Realm." The Shadow realm is a very dark and spooky place where a man known as "The Semen Demon" lives, he is a meanie that can steal every ounce of your semen in one touch. He even stole mine and Subject A's semen one time. The Shadow Realm also contains more creatures including one-eyed demon bats, spooky scary monsters, and other stuff that still scars me to this day. The Shadow Realm is said to be made of the souls of all the dead people in the omniverse. It was created approximately 300,000,000 chromosomes ago (The beginning of time.)
The Semen Demon: I will now give you some information that I have collected on the Semen Demon (in case you run into him.) The Semen Demon collects all of his victim's semen into a jar that hangs from his pocket, if he manages to touch you and drain you of your semen, you will have to break his jar in order to retrieve your semen.
His weaknesses: He is allergic to sugar, sweets, and everything nice, he also hates kittens.
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Professor Nipple Twister's Guide to the Omniverse
Narrativa StoricaIn this informational guide I will be teaching you tips, tricks, and all the basic information you'd ever need to know about the Omniverse.
