The Five Friends!

The Fifth Joker

(I'm not following any order I'm just doing bits that I like)
"Okay, we are five life long friends." Joe started.
"And we live to make each other's lives miserable." Sal added.
"We prank each other 24/7." Q said.
"365 and it never stops behind the scenes." Murr smiled.
"We're the impractical jokers and YOU might be our next victim!" Sarah smirked and then jumped up landing in the guys arms.
The camera guy took a picture and that was the cover of their show above the words. It was Joe and Sal holding Sarah's torso and head and Q and Murr holding her hips and legs as she laid in their arms.
After the picture the camera kept filming they smirked and dropped her on the ground.
"Well since I'm down here Murr can start!" Sarah laughed.
Q pulled her up and dusted her off. They always playfully flirted so it was no surprise to anyone when he smacked her ass while dusting her off.
"QUINN!" She growled and smirked starting to run after them.
"How long until they get together?" Murr laughed.
"How long until the apocalypse?" Joe laughed.
Sal shook his head and they all looked at each other smirking and then at the camera. Q and Sarah ran back.....well Q ran back Sarah rode angrily on his shoulder his hand groping her ass as he carried her over.
"So what's the first challenge?" Q asked laughing.
"We are doing the do what we tell you too." Sal laughed.
"QUINN PUT ME DOWN!" She screamed.
"Nah I'm comfortable." Q said.
"Q if you don't put me down I will leak that photo you accidentally sent me that was supposed to be for your girlfriend." Sarah told him.
"Fine." Q grumbled.
***Sarah's P.O.V***
I sighed as I was on my feet again. I then walked over to my friends. I hung on Sal and Joe grinning as we watched Murr stand at the cash register.
"Okay Murr can you hear me?" Sal asked.
"Mhm." Murr hummed.
"I'm sorry. CAN YOU HEAR ME!" I screamed in the mic and Murr woke up.
"Dear gosh!" Murr screamed at me.
"Love you!" I giggled and looked at the guys that shook their heads at me.
"Okay Murr, walk up to this woman, and put carrots, one at a time in her basket." Sal told him.
Murr started the challenge and I grinned. I laughed when he got caught, "Murr if I were her I'd take the carrots and shove them up your ass."
"Shut it White." Murr growled at me jokingly.
Murr walked around and then we had new bait, "Okay Murr, I want you to take the banquet out of the mans basket and scratch your balls with it."
"The what?" Murr laughed and the guys all stared at me.
"The long piece of bread!" I screamed in the mic.
"That's what she said." Murr laughed.
"Yeah she only said that cause it was sagging like soggy bread!" I laughed and the guys fell down as Murr flipped off the camera.
He walked up and took the bread shoving it down his pants scratching his balls with it.
"I said scratch your balls with it not mallest it!" I screamed in the mic falling onto Q.
Q laughed and pushed me up when we all contained ourselves.
"Okay one of you fucks come down here." Murr said.
"That's what she said!" We screamed together.
"Fuck you." He laughed.
***
I decided to go next. I got make up and miced as I walked into the main floor. I had a big cart and was walking around.
"White, I want you to go up to this big guy, and lick his tattoo of the naked lady." Joe laughed.
I shook my head giggling. I walked over to the guy and just casually walked over. I then licked the lady on his arm.
"Can I help you?" He asked.
"Nah, she just looked like my ex and wanted to see if she tasted like her ya know." I winked.
He raised a brow and I just casually walked away.
After a little a new group was in and I casually walked over, "I want you to go over to this lady and take her cart and ride it across the aisle."
I shrugged and walked over. I grabbed the cart and ran jumping on the cart screaming, "I'm queen of the world bitches!"
I laughed and looked at the camera winking.
"One more, we have a good one for you." Murr said and I could hear his smirk.
I walk out and see a woman with a cake and a little girl in a birthday hat, "You mother fucker."
"I didn't say anything!" Murr laughed.
Q pipped in, "Rip open the cake and smash your face in it taking a big bite."
"Fuck you." I growled.
"Time and place baby girl, time and place." Q replied.
I walked up to the cart. After the woman turned her back I TRIED to rip open the cake and it wouldn't open. She turned giving me a glare. I finally got the cake open and smashed my face in it taking a big bite and just walked away not even able to see. I ran into like three shelves before someone from the show came and helped me.
***
"SAL!" I sang into the mic as I still had cake on my face.
"Why is she running this game?" Sal groaned.
"Because you're my friend and you love me." I giggled.
"AH!" I squealed when Q decided to lick a long strip of frosting off my face.
"What the hell was that?" Sal gasped looking at the camera appalled.
"Well I see why Q wanted her to smash her face in the cake." Murr chuckled.
"I thought that was supposed to be saved for the wedding?" Joe and Murr laughed at us.
I shook my head and looked at Sal. I listed my lips and looked out at Sal.
"Sal see the lady with the mashmallows?" I asked.
"Yeah?" He whined.
"I want you to go over and pull them from her cart then open them and start tossing them into her basket." I grinned.
He groaned and tried grabbing the bag but got caught and the lady ran away. We laughed at his failed attempt and waited for the next round of people. As we were waiting I took the cake off my face and giggled. Q shook his head at me.
"You look better with frosting on your face." He smirked at me.
I glared and punched his gut. He groaned and bent over, but when he did his face went right in my breasts. I screamed and jumped back into Murr's arms.
"What the hell?" Murr laughed.
"Q just shoved his face in White's breasts!" Joe laughed falling to the ground.
"What?" Sal laughed looking at the camera.
I shook my head giggling as I leaned into my friends. We stood there a bit more before a new group came in.
"Okay Sal." Q said wrapping his arm around me.
"We want you to take a turkey unwrap it and try to shove it on your head." Joe smirked.
"He can't do that to a girl what makes you think he can do that to a turkey?" Murr laughed.
"Fuck you guys." Sal groaned.
He looked at the turkey. He got it unpackaged but the second her touched the raw skin he shook his head, "Nope."
***
"Okay Q go up to this girl and ask her what size melons are the best." Joe smirked.
"I know what size melons I like." Q smirked at the camera.
"You about 20X the size of your gherkin." I laughed.
"Damn you." Q grumbled shaking his head laughing.
Joe high fives me. I giggled and grinned. We watched Q until we found the perfect target.
"Q you see the girl next to the big guy?" I asked him.
"Yeah?" He gulped.
"Go over and put a water melon in the basket then just walk away." I laughed.
The guys shook their heads. Q did it and some how got away with it. I then got an idea. I smirked at Joe and whispered in his ear. He laughed and nodded his head. I ran to make up and they helped me put on a black wig and some new clothes. I walked out with the new group and I still had my ear phone in hidden. I walked over close to the Rocky Mountain oysters samples near the frozen section and grabbed one taking one and eating it.
I heard the guys in my ear.
"Q we want you to go up to the lady with the Rocky Mountain oyster in her hand and ask her, 'Why have one nut when you can have two!" Sal laughed.
"What!?" I heard Q cry in my ear and in the room.
"Do it or you lose!" Murr screamed into the mic.
"Nope, no way she's too pretty!" Q refused walking away.
"See I told you guys make up makes me looked pretty." I walked back and got changed out of the costume without Q ever seeing me.
***
"JOEY!" I screamed in the mic.
"Bring it girl." Joe snapped sassily.
"I want you to take a melon put it in your shirt then give birth to it, and when it drops pic up a piece and eat it." I told him.
"Done." Joe smirked.
We watched as he did just that causing a scene. I giggled and shook my head as he was definantly the one with no shame.
"Go up to this man, and take the item from his hands." Sal told him.
Joe did it.
"Okay Mr. No-Shame I want you to put down your pants rub a ham against your junk and say loud for everyone to hear. Say 'This should be big enough to fill her....I hope." I laughed.
The guys were dying. Q Murr and Sal all fell laughing. I watched Joe as he looked at the camera. He looked around seeing mostly woman. He shook his head at the camera and lost.
***CHALLENGE 2***
I was first on this one.
"Okay! We are going to do the do I know you challenge! We have to try and get random strangers to say they remember you, and facts we tell them come from the other four!" We explained.
"Hold on." I said and readjusted my bra and unbuttoned a button on my shirt.
"Who's going to say they don't know her with those assists?! Murr laughed.
"Hey remember me?" I asked the man.
He looked me over and said, "Maybe."
I saw the sign Sal held, "Remember from the orgy....."
I tried hard not to laugh reading Murr's card, "I was the one that took the fish from the tank and fed it to the dog?"
"No." He trailed.
"Come on, I'm the......I'm the 13 year old that looks like she's 30." I glared at Joe.
"I....I uh......I got to go." He then ran off.
I glared at Joe and shook my head.
I then got a girl to stop.
"Hey I know you!"
"Do you?" She asked.
"Yeah we met at the therapists." I read Sal's card.
"Sounds familiar." She said looking me over.
"I'm the one that had came in dressed in peanut butter." I giggled.
She raised a brow looking me over.
"I left everyone in the office wet." I covered my mouth giggling.
She looked me over again, "Maybe if I saw your ass."
I turned and looked at her over my shoulder then at Q's card.
"I'm the one that wears the pussy panties." I laughed and showed of the panties that I had on that had cats on them.
"Oh yeah. I definantly remember you." She smirked.
I winked and kissed her cheek. She left and I laughed walking to the guys, "Damn you!" I smacked Q.
"No I want to know how he knew you had those on?!" Murr laughed.
"When the dumbass came to pick me up, instead of knocking like a normal person he barged in as I was pulling them on." I laughed.
"Oh gosh." Joe shook his head.
"You're trying to undress her before she's even dressed!" Sal laughed.
"Shut it!" Q and I laughed.
***
I got my sign ready as Sal was trying to get someone to remember him. I smirked and got an idea. I wrote it down.
"Hey I know you."
"Do you?" The man asked.
"Yeah from Jerry's party." Sal said.
"Hmmm?" He asked him.
"Yes I was.....I.....I was the one in the.....the speedo." Sal covered his face after reading my card.
Q and I high fives laughing together.
"....Oh....yeah.....I'll....I'll see you around." He stepped around Sal and walked away.
***
Murr was stopping a woman and I grabbed my card scribbling something down fast.
I smirked as he had her hooked.
"Do I know you?" He asked her.
"Maybe?" She asked looking at her.
"I....oh no....." He grumbled.
"I.....I was dressed at the Giant baby at your dad's Christmas party......cause I thought it was Valentine's Day." Murr rubbed his face.
I then got an idea. I sat in Joe's lap and took his card scribbling a picture. Joe tickled me and I screamed holding onto him trying to stop him laughing as the Murr couldn't get the woman to remember.
"UNCLE!" I screamed and laughed.
***
Q was walking around and he found a hot guy and I grinned. I wrote on my card and watched as he tried hard. When he had where he was I held up my card.
Q glared at me shaking his head, "I.....I was the guy you gave your number too, I I actually lost it can I get it again?"
"No." The man shook his head. "Sorry man but I don't remember you."
I smirked as Q lost his round. I giggled and was going to talk to the guy and flirt a bit but as I passed Q he grabbed me and dipped me making it look like he was kissing me from the guys angle.
"Nope, no flirting with guys on the show." He winked and picked me up walking me back holding my hand.
"Damn you!" I whined. I pouted and walked over to Joe and sat in his lap pouting. Joe laughed and hugged me, "Did big bad Q scare the hot guy off?"
I nodded pouting. Joe pushed me off and walked off. I glared at him and walked over to Murr sitting in his lap pouting.
***
I was still in Murr's lap helping him write a card. We decided to work together and the idea we had was amazing. We high fives and I jumped from his lap when he tapped my thigh letting me know to get up.
"Hey do I know you?" Joe asked a man.
"I don't know." He shrugged.
"Yeah, we met at Sam's house." He read Q's card.
"It doesn't ring a bell."
"Yeah I......I'm the one that let a guy carve Darth Vader in my ass." Joe laughed.
Murr and I high fives grinning together. I laughed and shook my head as Joe got a loss. I grinned and stood tall stretching my back. I groaned and looked at the schedule.
***Challenge 3***
"Why did I agree to this?" I asked.
I looked over and all the guys had puppy dog eyes, "That's why I agreed." I grumbled and looked over at my friends. I walked out and got ready. They put me in a really sexy outfit and put my hair in a cute do.
*3rd Person*
"Okay guys! Sarah is getting ready! She is going to play a super hot girl, and we have to try and convince people to call her by a nickname that we give each other." The guys laughed and looked at Sarah.
***Sarah's POV***
I looked at Sal who was looking me over. I smacked his head and walked out with him. I walked around and then a little a head. I walked into an aisle. I kept looking for somethings that I needed to get. I had an ear piece so I knew what name to listen for.
"Okay Sal, get this lady to say, 'Hey shit fucker'." Q laughed.
"Just remember Quinn you're driving me home." I whispered.
"Oh I know." Q laughed as he sat back.
I sat waiting and waiting and then the name never came. I went through four rounds of this and it was annoying but over. I got changed back into my normal clothes and walked back to my friends.
"So what are we going boys?" I asked hanging off Sal and Joe.
"Well it is 7 I say we go to someone's place watch a few a movie and then we should go to the bar and see if we can get lucky!" Joe cheered.
"Sounds good to me, been a while since I've had some fun." I winked and walked with them.
I jumped in Q's car and said, "LET'S GO TO MY PLACE!"
The guys all honked their horns in agreement and I sad in Q's Jeep. I kicked off my shoes and kicked my legs on the dash grinning and relaxing. I looked over at Q and smiled thinking about all the good times just enjoying being with him. I put my hand on his arm just watching his face. I saw his cheeks go up as he smiled and moved his hand into mine and we just rode like that. I heard my phone and checked it with my free hand.
Have you and Q gotten together yet!?—Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No! I told you he would never go for me! For fuck sake he has a girlfriend!-Sarahboo
GOD I'm going to lock you two in a room! I've done it once and I'll do it again! —Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Murr STFU! You're like an annoying brother!-Sarahboo
You love me and you know it! Ask Q before I get an evil idea!— Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What are you going to do? The scariest thing you've ever done is flash your penis at my graduation party.......😓😓😓😓-Sarahboo
.......—Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
.......—Sarahboo
You have a month and then the guys and I are going to get involved.—Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Whatever you dumbass you always threaten this.—Sarahboo
"Who's got your attention?" Q laughed as he looked over at me.
"Murr being an ass." I said knowing that would end the conversation.
"Sounds about right." Q laughed and pulled up to my place.
I grinned and jumped out of my car. I ran to the door and unlocked the door. I walked in happily and looked around grinning as I walked in and started pulling out the snacks.