Inanimate Insanity 2 - The New Newcomer. (What?)

Episode 9 - Pie on the Fly

A title that isn't in the original? Whaaaaaaat! Yes, different title, and something new...Ish.

Nobody's POV

Fan and Test Tube are currently laying down, staring at the clouds above.

"This is terrible..." Fan says.

"The clouds?" Test Tube asks.

"No, the clouds are fine. I'm talking about the teams."

"Oh yeah....that."

"Like, the teams are already so heavily unbalanced, we can't win a challenge now."

"Well, it's another hurdle we have to jump over."

"This one may be too high."

"Suitcase?" Broom says, seeing Suitcase sitting over the edge of the dock. Suitcase tenses a little, but doesn't reply. "......Suitcase" Broom asks again, getting closer. Suitcase once again, doesn't reply. Broom then gets even closer, nearly touching her. "Suitcase."

"AH!" Suitcase yells, who was lost in thought. "B-Broom?"

"Suitcase, what are you doing here by yourself?"

"Y'know...just....sitting."

"Hmm....okay.....About last challenge-"

"It's fine! Umm....."

"Uh..okay. I'll just leave you to, whatever you were doing before."

"Hello Bright Lights, welcome to the Elimination.......for the fourth time in a row." MePhone says. "That's pretty sad."

"The teams-" Fan says.

"Yeah Yeah I know, unbalanced. I will get to that later, first the elimination."

"We have 7348, a new record." MePad says.

"Yup, today's prizes are....Salt Shakers, because I'm pretty sure you're salty after losing four in a row." MePhone says, but The Bright Lights aren't amused.

"Can we carry on with the elimination please?" Marshmallow says.

"Yeah Whatever, safe with only 219 votes....Marshmallow." MePhone throws salt at Marshmallow, which she catches. But then it's suddenly snatched by someone behind the stands.

"Wha-"

"Safe with 352 votes, is Fan. Also safe with 499, Test Tube." MePhone throws Salt at both.

"Now we're down to Apple and Lightbulb, both are pretty dumb to an extent."

"What does Extent mean?" Apple asks.

"Hey, I may not be the BRIGHTEST, but you don't need to say that." Lightbulb says.

"MePad....show the votes."

Lightbulb: 3894

Apple: 2384

"Apple, you're safe with 2384." MePhone throws Salt at her, hitting her in the eye.

"OW!" She yells.

"Lightbulb, with a staggering 3894 votes, 1027 more than Paintbrush." MePad says, which immediately makes Lightbulb sad.

"Oh....so this is where my game ends?" Lightbulb asks.

"Yup, you've been eliminated." MePhone says. "Is what I would have said if you were actually going to be sent into the portal?"

"Huh?" The Bright Lights say.