Inanimate Insanity 2 - The New Newcomer. (What?)

Episode 8 - Theft and Battery

Nobody's POV

"Isn't it Elimination Time?" Fan asks. "Where's MePhone?"

"My apologies but, MePhone seems to be running a tad late." MePad responds.

"Uh, I'm here guys-" MePhone says, before glitching out rapidly. "Thanks for waiting-" MePhone glitches out severely again.

"MePhone, you look terrible!" Bow exclaims. "I mean, you always look terrible, but you look terribler."

"MePhone, are you well? You don't see to be yourself." MePad says, concerned.

"I'm-*Glitches* fine. I don't know what it is-*Glitches* but it'll Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-Probably-*Glitches* pass sooner or later." MePhone says, obviously not fine.

"Are you sure, I advise you seek immediate care."

"Nah-*Glitches* L-L-L-Let's just do the elimination."

"Do we have prizes to give to the safe contestants?"

"Nooooooo, there's no prizes. Let's just do the rundown."

"The rundown? Did we rehearse that?"

"No-"*Glitches* "The people who are safe are.....you know what-*Glitches* I don't want to do this."

"I can do it sir!" Toilet exclaims. "I'll make you so proud!"

"Uh-*Glitches* Sure whatever go ahead." MePhone says.

"Okay, the prizes for today, these wires!"

"Wires? Not the worst prizes ever...I guess." Marshmallow says.

"Yup! I just found em laying around, and exactly five just so happened to be in a pile. So I took em! Why? I don't know!" Toilet explains. "Anyway, First safe with only 187 votes. Marshy!" Toilet somehow chucks a red wire at Marshmallow. "Next with only 258 votes, Test Tube." Test Tube gets a blue wire. "Paper, with 645 votes, you're safe."

"My name's not Paper! It's fan!" Fan exclaims, catching a Yellow wire.

"Lightbulb, Apple, and Bow. You gals are the bottom three." Toilet says. "The first one safe with 689 votes, Lightbulb." Toilet tosses Lightbulb a Green Wire.

"Apple and Bow. This is the last wire." Toilet says. "MePad, show the stinkin votes!"

Bow: 1992

Apple: 1917

"Apple, you're safe with 1917 votes." MePad says. Toilet throws a black wire at Apple. "Bow, with 75 more votes than Apple at 1992. You have been eliminated."

"No Bow!" Marshmallow exclaims.

"Yes!" Apple yells.

"About time." Taco says, hiding from behind the Stands.

"Aw what?! I thought I was the popular one!" Bow exlaims.

"Oh yeah? Not anymore." Apple says, happily pushing Bow into the portal.

"Finally-*Glitches* That menace is gone." MePhone says. "Now let's get to the next challenge. I call it-"*Static Glitch*

*Gasp* "I love that name!" Lightbulb says. "How did you come up with-" Lightbulb then Imitates the glitch.

"No I-" MePhone Glitches again, and malfunctions.

"Mistah Phone?" Toilet says. "D-Do you need me to get you a pillow? Get up ya bum! I love you!"