no nut november (a diary)

diary entry 5

November 2, 2018

I feel as if I'm dying and the world is laughing. Especially the fella that made this dreadful month a thing. I spent all of last night scrolling through my instagram feed, looking at the latest memes to come to the public and laugh. For a few moments I feel as if I'm not under a strict surveillance of myself and I'm.. enjoying myself? The memes were amazing, until one about November showed up on my screen. I gasped and threw my phone at the wall to stop my attacks of stress.
But alas, that doesn't work.
I get a glimpse of what the meme says. It was of caveman spongebob with the caption 'searching for coochie during November like:' I was disgusted.
Fella should have known that some of us cannot enjoy the finest of life in a span of 30 days.
I did not comment to the meme.
I simply liked and saved it to my oversized meme collection.
Besides the fact of it setting off an alarm and making me upset, it was a good meme. If it wasn't the worst month of the year I might have laughed my buttocks off.
But alas,
It ain't.

-h