This is just a story i made while i was talking to my best friend. This is probably why i'm single. c:
Fred
I had a picture of an awkward turtle in my head once. I named him Fred. He got pregnant and died.
Fred's Rebirth
I never said the baby died. The baby came from Fred's magical stomach and out of the casket. The baby then became insane as it grew up. It got a job at McDonalds.
Fred Jr's Reign
Fred Jr. became the dictator of Unicorn City. He then ate all the childrens. He banned horses (including Sp00nerism) and the use of the name Dr. Octopus. He became so insane he got himself pregnant and set himself on fire.
Fred Fred Jr
This baby didn't die either. Fred Fred Jr. married another awkward turtle and they had babies. His babies became rockstars and married unicorns. His wife Francy became the president and they all lived happily drinking vodka.
This was dedicated to Ellisse and Mike lawl c:
