How to be Awesomely Awesome

How to act like a awesome person.

1) Look at people and think what they would look like with a big M&M costume on

2) Go to a supermarket and grab a pineapple and say... "I KNOW YOUR IN THERE SPONGEBOB! "

3) Say im awesome every night before you go to bed.

4) Have a motto that goes like this ' If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.

5) Make an awkward silence and say: " I wonder what it would be like to be a turtle"

6) Think about unicorns dancing crazily!

I don't even know if thats a word!

7) Have at some point in your life a spazam full of weird words like for instance: google, kapow etc.

8) Run around shouting WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! as if you had won a battle.

9) Look at people and think about what their possible names are

10) Look at people in the car and poke faces at them for 10 seconds

1st chapter done, 49 to go!!