31) go to the supermarket and jump into someones trolley and say: "AHOY MATEY!!"
32) go to burger king and ask for a happy meal
33) go to a crowd and yell "HEY STUPID!!" and see how many people turn around.
32) go to mcdonalds dressed nicely with a date and ask about your 'reservation'
33) when you find something you dont need it, but when you do need it you don't find it.
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How to be Awesomely Awesome
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