21) When you are at a beach, always run into the water and run back out to lie on the hot sand.
22) When you are talking on the phone make farting noices every time they speak.
23) Be crazy for whole day.
24) Have a soft toy and name it. This is now your personal assistant.
25) When someone wants to talk to you seriously (Don't do this if they are your parents!) start laughing when they are seriously serious
26) Run with joggers around town and play an encouraging song.
27) when your parents call you the first time that dinners ready, dont go. It's a trap to set the table.
28) When you are cleaning your room:
you are:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
60% playing with stuff you have found on the floor.
29) act for one day like everything is about YOU.
30) Go to burger king and ask for the burger Queen
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How to be Awesomely Awesome
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