Hiro Hamada ("Shrek")

Lord Chris McLean/ Owen The Food Loving Magic Mirror

*Cup Appears*
*Lord Chris McLean Was Coming To His Torture Room*
*The Cup Was Being Filled Up By Milk*
*Lord Chris McLean Was Putting His Royal Gloves On*
*Lord Chris McLean Was Walking Until He Made It To His Torture Room*
*2 Guards Allowed Lord Chris McLean In*
?:MMM!,MMM! NO!
Lord Chris McLean:That's Enough!, She's Ready To Talk
*Lord Chris McLean's Assistant Then Stopped And Showed Him, Ruby_dreamer17*
Ruby:*Coughing*
*Lord Chris McLean's Assistant Then Slam Her Down Hard On a 50 Foot Table*
Lord Chris McLean:Hahahaha *Realized The Table Was a 50 Foot Tall* Aha! *Flies All The Way Up Due To Being a Duman* Run, Run As Fast As You Can, You Can't Catch Me I'M A NON-DUMAN GIRL!
Ruby:You're a Monster!, a Not Friendly Kind Of Monster!
Lord Chris McLean:I'm Not a Monster Here You Are *Fires One Of Ruby's Broken Leg At Ruby* Ruining Everything At My Perfect World *Breaks Ruby's Other Broken Leg* NOW TELL ME WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!
Ruby:EAT ME! *Spit At Lord Chris McLean*
Lord Chris McLean:*Grunts* I Tried To Make Reasons To You, Non-Dumans And One Of My Guards Can't Find a 14 Year Old Non-Duman Boy And He Is a Rarest One! Now My Patient Are Super Out! Tell Me! Or I'll-- *Tries To Pull Out Ruby's Botton*
Ruby:Not My Botton Not My Gumdrop Botton!
Lord Chris McLean:Okay So Where Is It?! *Puts An Ginormus Spotlight Above Ruby's Head*
Ruby:Okay I'll Tell You. Do You Know The Muffin Man?
Lord Chris McLean:The Muffin Man?
Ruby:The Muffin Man
Lord Chris McLean:Yeah I Know The Muffin Man Is, Who Lives Down To Drew Line
Ruby:You See, She's Married To The Muffin Man
Lord Chris McLean:The Muffin Man?
Ruby:YES, THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Chris McLean:She's Married To The Muffin Man
*The Door Was Open, It Was Guard #1*
Guard #1:My Lord We Found It
Lord Chris McLean:Well What Are You Waiting For?, Bring It In
*The Guards Place It Down And Removed It's Coat And Revealed To Be a Fat Blonde Boy*
Guards:Whoa!
Lord Chris McLean:Whoa!
Ruby:Whoa!
Lord Chris McLean:Owen The Food Loving Magic Mirror
Ruby:DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!
*Lord Chris McLean Threw Ruby In a Giant 50 Foot Trashcan*
Ruby:Ah! *Fell In a 50 Foot Trashcan Without Hurting Herself Again* Oh
Lord Chris McLean:Evening, Mirror Mirror On The Wall Isn't This Not a Perfect Kingdom Of Us All?
Owen:Well Technically You're Not a Duman King
Lord Chris McLean:Uh, Wasabi?
Wasabi:*Brought Out a Mirror And Breaks It* ow.
Lord Chris McLean:*Smirking* You Were Saying?
Owen:What I Mean Is You're Not a Duman King Yet. But You Can Become One, All You Have To Do Is Marry a Princess
Lord Chris McLean:Go On
Owen:So Just Sit Back And Relax My Lord Because It's Time For You To Meet You're Patchments And Here They Are *Shows 3 Slots With 3 Pictured Duman Princesses That Lord Chris McLean Might Marry*
Guards:*Claps*
Owen:Patchment #1 Is a Duman Princess Who Works And Lives With Her 2 Evil Step-Sisters, Sashimi & Halal And Her Evil Step-Mother Grace Granville,She Uses Her Speed To Not Get Told To Be Hurry Up, She Even Lost a Glass Slipper At a Royal Ball Please Welcome Go Go Tomago
4 Guards:Whoa!
Owen:Patchment #2 Is a Princess That Lives With 7 Non-Dumans But Her Duman Element Is a Chemical Powers From Her Happiness And Kindness Once Ate a Poison Apple And Fell Asleep Until She Was Kiss Welcome, Honey Lemon
5 Guards:Wow!
Owen:And Last And Serenely Not Least Patchment #3 Is a Princess That Lives in a Castle Full Of Lava *Lava Shows And They Covered Their Eyes* But Don't Let That Cool You Down She's The One To Be Caught in The Rain, Yours For The Rescuing, Princess Zoey!
14 Guards:Whoa!
Owen:So What Would It Be?, Patchment #1, Patchment #2 Or Patchment #3?
22 Guards:NUMBER THREE!
12 Guards:Number Two!
10 Guards:Number One!
Lord Chris McLean:3, 2 or 1?
Wasabi:Three, Pick Number 3 My Lord *Puts Up 2 Fingers*
Lord Chris McLean:Alright, Alright! Um, Number 3 *Puts Up 3 Fingers*
Owen:Lord Chris You've Chosen Princess.....Zoey *Shows a Pictured Princess Zoey*
*Plays "If You Love Me Then Polarise"*
*Guards Were Clapping For Lord Chris McLean*
Wasabi:Yay! *Clapping For Lord Chris McLean*
Lord Chris McLean:Zoey, She's Perfect All I Have To Do Is To Find Someone To Get Her To Me
Owen:But I Should Properly Mentioned Of What Happens When The Sun Comes Down
Lord Chris McLean:I'll Do It!
Owen:Yes But After Sunset--
Lord Chris McLean:Silence!
Owen:*Gasp*
Lord Chris McLean:I'll Make Princess Zoey My Duman Queen And Then There Will The Perfect Duman King, Captain Stopped What You Guys Were Doing We're Going To Have a Tournament *Smirks*

Part 5 Ended.

Cast For Hiro Hamada ("Shrek"):

Hiro Hamada (Disney's Big Hero 6: The Series) As Shrek
The Angry Dumans As The Angry Mobs
Guards As Themselves
The Women As Donkey's Old Owner
Non-Dumans As The Fairytale Creatures
3 Small Blind Non-Dumans As The Three Blind Mice
Honey Lemon (Disney's Big Hero 6: The Series) As Snow White (DreamWorks Shrek)
Bridgette (Total DramaRama) As Baby Bear (DreamWorks Shrek)
Geoff (Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action) As Papa Bear (DreamWorks Shrek)
Bridgette (Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour) As Mama Bear (DreamWorks Shrek)
Go Go Tomago (Disney's Big Hero 6: The Series) As Cinderella (DreamWorks Shrek)
Wasabi (Disney's Big Hero 6: The Series) As Thelonius
Chris McLean (Total Drama) As Lord Farquaad
Ruby_dreamer17 As Gingy
Trent (Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action) As The Big Bad Wolf (DreamWorks Shrek)
Owen (Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour) As The Magic Mirror (DreamWorks Shrek)
Gwen (Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, Total Drama All-Stars) As Donkey
Zoey (Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, Total Drama All-Stars) As Princess Fiona (Human)
Cameron (Total Drama Revenge Of The Island,Total Drama All-Stars) As Pinocchio (DreamWorks Shrek)